Let me first begin by telling you I am a huge supporter of health benefits. That you should know. I support dental plans, health plans...

Aaah, free food. Ended the week by attending the End of Season party for The King of Queens last night at the House of Blues up on Sunset...

This week’s Words For Your Enjoyment column idea is brought to you by Jessi whose suggestion for this week’s post was to provide the...

Good news on the second book front. Heard today from the agents that they agreed wholeheartedly that my proposal and concept for the...

All good things come in threes. There’s the Star Wars movies (minus Jedi which sucked because of the furry Ewoks)… Hmm. Ok, that...

Self-explanatory. Even for you kids without a Masters or Doctorate. (These really happened, and I still have no idea what was going on...

TiVo has screwed me up. If you have TiVo, you are obviously very familiar with the amazing technology this digitial television recorder...

If you’ve looked in any “star” magazine lately (People, US, National Enquirer, The Star, In Touch, etc) you’ve probably come across these...

I am vocal about my thoughts. I don’t really hold back for fear of sounding stupid or random. And so, recently, when I was hanging with...

I am more afraid of tofu than I am of a masked man who shows up at my back door in the middle of the night. As someone who has recently...

I’d be willing to bet that the following has happened to EVERY ONE OF YOU at least once in your life. You are walking down the hall at...

Edward Norton may not be the nice guy you think he is. I was standing out near the Valet station waiting for my car after an UNDISCLOSED...

It was only minutes after seeing the mediocre film Starsky & Hutch that I purchased some food and was handed a one dollar bill. But...

I am a big fan of fake fruit. Go into any Pottery Barn store and you can find them. Stuck in big vases and on the edges of huge wooden...

I’ve decided I’m going to let the cat out of the bag. I’ve been talking for weeks about my so-called gig on an upcoming UNDISCLOSED...

With every Friday comes another brand-new Words For Your Enjoyment where normal, everyday people (with all their limbs — we unfortunately...

I would like to take a few minutes tonight to explain to you why people misunderstand my “talents” as “freakish quirks”. I don’t mind...

It is rare, especially among those who know me. But today, I Have Nothing To Say. I will not tell you about how I think there’s a Chex...

The week is plugging right along, isn’t it? The work on the TV show has been crazy. On Monday I walked in to find out I was supposed to...

I am now a cartoon character thanks to this. Just so you know, the cartoon is about me and my pet raccoon Chauncy and we’re fighting...