The clown stared at the man behind the counter. He slid him a variety of items. Balloons and cupcakes and candles and make-up remover. ...

You can imagine my surprise and chagrin when I was contacted yesterday evening by a professional clown. He had seen my intention of...

It is almost five months in the making. Starting tomorrow and running through Friday the end of tomorrow will be the First Annual WFME’s...

There are people who have dreams and there are people who have dreams that really, honestly, could have totally been achieved had they...

Can Cranberry Juice go bad? I mean, the date on the cranberry juice container says November 2004 but that juice has been sitting there...

Well, my work on The Benefactor is actually, totally done. Sort of. Yesterday was my “last day” although I get the impression I’m going...

I will utter the phrase to you in English and/or Spanish. Whatever it takes for ultimate satisfaction. I know there are rules and...

There was a lot of blood, sweat and tears, but someone had to come out on top. The three winners of today’s “Blog Treasure Hunt” who will...

We all love treasure hunts, don’t we? That’s why I’m putting aside some of your words as my words for WFME’s usual Friday entry and...

“The return of America’s most romantic show.” This is what the ads on NBC are saying about the return of one of the silliest show...

Screw being impervious to bullets. In fact, while you’re tossing the ‘ol “bullets don’t harm me” thing into the fire, you might as well...

I came up with what I believe to be a Nobel Prize winning idea today. I was sitting in my car, thinking about how I needed to fill up on...

Everyone loves to be in the know. How many times have you gazed (not picked up, nor turned the pages) at a Celebrity Gossip rag in line...

It’s not often I like to talk about the dark days of my childhood. People always say that the writers that are genuinely famous and...

He had always wanted to be an artist. He had taken every art class he could throughout his formative years, learning about the styles of...

We are currently on the eve of Bill Clinton’s 1,000 page book My Life doing monster business both in print and in the wonderful world of...

The challenges have been “brought” on more than one occasion. They have been brought at many places. Restaurants, bars, 24-hour...

Trident Cinnamon Gum has got to be the smallest, creepiest, once-chewed-it-becomes-an annoying chokable pellet piece of gum-ness I have...

Oh, joyous weekend. Oh, happy Saturday. What better way to start the second weekend in June, but to re-visit the most favorite-ist,...

You could touch my arm with a twinkle in your eye, every minute for an hour, and I would never have any idea you were trying to tell me...