You know me — I don’t like messing up my sidebar with lists and lists of all my favorite wonderful friendly blog buds, so I use this...

I remember when I used to kick my father’s butt in video game football. Those were the innocent times. When my eye/hand coordination was...

It’s amazing how sometimes you can look at a piece of cake and say to yourself, “Man, that is one huge piece of cake!” and then eat the...

It’s sort of like Super Password but without the six night, seven-day vacation cruises being given away as a prize. It’s somewhat like...

First important detail: I sleep with my hands underneath my pillow. That’s right — both arms, in the cool area underneath my pillow,...

If I was in the Wesley Snipes movie, Blade or Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo or Blade 3: Jessica Alba In Spandex — I would probably just be...

Do you remember when you were a kid in junior high school? Do you remember when Fridays were a huge day for you because, well, the...

After a year, Consumer Joe has come home to Pauly D. See, when my book was months from being released back in 2003, there was a spiteful...

Oh, you. How you sit, stoic. How you stand your ground. You are an unwavering symbol of patriotism. Without you, I will fail. Oh, you....

Don’t get me wrong — I couldn’t make a whiskey sour or a vodka tonic or a Jack and Coke to save my life. But listening, hoo boy — that’s...

Career Faxers (kar-eer fahx-ahrs: noun): One who spends at least two-thirds of their day in an office of some kind, standing by the fax...

Today’s WFME knitting project will bring tears to the eyes of holiday-lovers all across the Internet, as we are going to be telling you...

An official thank you to all who voted for Words For My Enjoyment in the 2004 Weblog Awards. WFME walked away with a groundbreaking 2230...

Someone not-so-famous once told me, “If you’re not addicted to drugs or alcohol or gambling or sex or washing your hands a thousand times...

After an exhausive period of doing research and a variety of half-blind trials, WFME science correspondents have determined that out of...

Having just seen the brand new Wes Anderson movie, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou I have decided that, instead of giving away key...

I see you in my rear view mirror. I have been watching you for about ten minutes now as you ride in the lane next to the rest of us — who...

This week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” comes from good WFME friend Andrea who suggests, “Why don’t you talk about axis of evil countries...

I would like to axe you a question. The process, of course, for me to axe you a question requires a little bit of what I call “setup...

LOS ANGELES — Local city officials have declared today, as residents of Los Angeles County swing into full Holiday shopping mode, that...