As one of Frank Whaley’s closest friends, I am here to settle the score once and for all and tell you that no matter how many movies this...

So many channels, so little time. That’s why Words For My Enjoyment is offering up our 2004 edition of The Official Guide to Good TV. ...

Once again, here we are on a beautiful Friday with another edition of Words For Your Enjoyment… Where you tell me what you want me to...

I know. It hurts. But you should also know that I have watched my share of Dr. Phil and Jenny Jones and Oprah and that show where the...

It was as if it was all a dream. Just about one month ago I departed Los Angeles and found myself in Dallas, Texas and spent a whole...

Either they can’t type fast enough, or there’s something extremely wrong with their hearing. But as far as I’m concerned, the faceless...

When I was in college, there was a friend of mine who could drink beer through his nose. It was, all at once, the most disgusting and...

I’m done. I’ll be heading home tomorrow to Los Angeles and will return to some kind of normal life in regards to actually being able to...

Laptops are serious business. I, personally, have my entire life on my laptop. From banking statistics to screenplays and all my writing...

It’s rare that one gets a chance to sit down with a person who most Americans consider to be the best weight-loss personality in the...

It’s obvious to me we’ve all been scammed. As you drive your airbag-equipped car around your little cities and towns, I’m sure you look...

Did I mention I will be home on Wednesday? Believe it or not, this whole thing has flown by at such a breakneck speed that if you told me...

You’ve got food in your teeth and I’m not quite sure what to say. It’d be different if it was one of those green leafy things that I...

I am torn. As you may or may not know from reading WFME, I have made a few changes lately to the blog and it has been met by protest and...

Our friend Youngest of One wrote a pleasant little e-mail note to me this past fortnight. In it, he mentioned, “If you’re as avid a TV...

Just when you thought there was no other place the demons from Advertising Company USA could get at you, they go ahead and surprise you...

I am officially changing the scary nature of Friday the 13th to Thursday the 13th. No longer will you have to worry about going out to...

I am a one-man “pushing-the-envelope” force. If we’re standing at the corner of a busy intersection and the crosswalk’s light is a happy...

You were never here reading this. Ok? Today I am leaving the wonderful and soon-to-be ultra-humid city of Dallas, Texas for an...

I have been fully, 199% commercially brainwashed. I don’t know if you have a Six Flags Amusement Park anywhere near you in the United...