This week, Dylan was kind enough to fill the WFME mailboxes with a cornicopia of ideas for “Words For Your Enjoyment”. This particular...

Yeah, yeah — obviously it didn’t take much planning or effort to get my left knee on board for a W.F.M.E. interview, but it was eye...

Did I mention that The Bachelor has officially jumped the Bass fish? On tonight’s episode I saw something that was insanely-stupid the...

You still wouldn’t believe it even if I was sitting next to you telling you the story with the same kind of excited look I have on my...

Some people will go to great lengths to not be sanitary. Keep in mind, I am not one of those crazy multiple hand-washer people. I do not...

The reason behind it is as shrouded in mystery as the Great Pyramid of Gisa and the Bermuda Triangle. There are people out there, and no...

Aah, the Hollywood Bowl. Before I moved to Los Angeles, the only place I had ever seen or heard about the Hollywood Bowl was in the movie...

There are people with strange names, that is true. Sometimes I sit back and think about how my life would be different had my parents...

For as long as I have been alive, I have been graced with a very unique talent. If you and I were riding around in the car one afternoon,...

This week, I have decided not to start off “Words For Your Enjoyment” with a paragraph of hyberbole and metaphors. I have decided not to...

In almost nine months of daily postings on WFME, there is one post which has garnered (currently) fifty-nine comments so far. I will not...

I picked up the Star Wars Trilogy DVD set yesterday. In sitting down and watching the marathon documentary Empire of Dreams I was hit...

I got an e-mail yesterday that continues to confuse me. It was titled “OLD ACTORS” and said the following: When you get older, when you...

Let’s face it — waking up to the radio or an ear-shattering buzzer is not the best way to greet the sun of a new day. But give me the...

First things first: when a guy tells you to paint the fence, you question the guy who’s telling you to paint the fence. This goes for...

Our brains must be slower than our ability to hear. How many times have you been holding a conversation with somebody and they something...

Ah, yes. The act of cheating. Technically, cheating isn’t cheating if the person cheating told you he was cheating before he ever...

As I write this, I’m pouring a 15.2 fl oz bottle of Odwalla Orange Juice down my throat. This bottle, in fact, is made from Valencias...

You’ve seen the commercials, I know you have. Where people are just leaving having seen the latest movie and someone off camera is asking...

This week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” goes out to those on the East Coast, currently dealing with or guarding themselves from the chaos...