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The True Spelling of “Eh-uh Ah”
Eh-uh Ah. It is a phrase not in ANY dictionary or thesaurus. It has never found it’s way into spelling competitions or Powerpoint...
Paul Davidson
Jan 5, 20051 min read


My Impression of a Doorbell Will So Fool You
Don’t get me wrong — I’m not out to confuse you. But when you’re sitting in the same room as me and we’re watching TV and then all of a...
Paul Davidson
Jan 4, 20052 min read
Today’s Prognosis on Ice Skating
You gotta feel bad for professional ice skaters. They start as children with a dream and a desire. They work tirelessly, getting up...
Paul Davidson
Jan 4, 20051 min read
Words To Make Them Lose Their Mind
I’m no stranger to driving people crazy. But, specifically, I’m no stranger to making people think they’re crazy with a simple little...
Paul Davidson
Jan 3, 20052 min read


Scripted Words
It’s somewhat old news by now, but the press just keeps on coming for the Pauly D. Case in point is this month’s issue of Script...
Paul Davidson
Jan 2, 20051 min read


I Can Discuss Football Like I Actually Know What I’m Talking About
“Holy crap, did you just see that play!?” Yes. I’m amazing, I know. For a guy who could (honestly) care less about Professional...
Paul Davidson
Jan 1, 20052 min read
A Long List of Failed Resolutions
The list is long. I have learned over the years that making New Year’s Resolutions is probably not the best case scenario for yours...
Paul Davidson
Dec 31, 20043 min read


The Best of Words
If you can believe it — the daily postings of Words For Your Enjoyment began back in December of 2003 — marking this month as the...
Paul Davidson
Dec 31, 20042 min read
I Could Be The Hottest Young Rookie In NASCAR History Thanks To <i>Days of Thunder</i>
It’s true. I could be the hottest young rookie in NASCAR History. Mind you, I have never driven a race car, driven a car on the...
Paul Davidson
Dec 30, 20042 min read


Funny Words (Author’s Opinion Only)
The Jan/Feb issue of mental_floss magazine hits stands right about now (yes, seriously, like this exact minute in time) and features my...
Paul Davidson
Dec 30, 20041 min read
Read or Hear Their Words
You’re looking for something interactive to read, or perhaps you’re looking for something to hear. Either way, we’re hoping you’ll find...
Paul Davidson
Dec 29, 20041 min read
WFME’s Nobody Is Listening, Part Deux
Lately, the staff at WFME has felt the need to go out into the public and listen to how people interact with each other. For such an...
Paul Davidson
Dec 29, 20041 min read
Alternative (Exciting) Taglines For Los Angeles’ Horrific “Stormwatch!”
It’s raining in Los Angeles. It’s all anyone is talking about. They refer to it as Stormwatch!. I say there are way better...
Paul Davidson
Dec 28, 20041 min read
It Is A Question of Installation
It’s no secret that I got a few Christmas presents “from the stars.” Here, in Hollywood — when gifts are given out in December to people...
Paul Davidson
Dec 28, 20042 min read
How To Be A Blog Stalker (Or, Blokker)
Being a real stalker in the real world is a dangerous line to walk. You’ve seen what happens to those people on the evening news and...
Paul Davidson
Dec 27, 20044 min read
Today’s Prognosis on Magic Eye Puzzles
It is a conversation as old as time: Him: Can’t you see it? Her: I don’t see a damn thing. Him: Yeah! It’s four dolphins playing...
Paul Davidson
Dec 26, 20042 min read
WFME’s Gift of the Future
Merry Christmas. Today, I’d like to spend a few words discussing what I consider to be the (insert booming voice here) GIFT OF THE...
Paul Davidson
Dec 25, 20042 min read
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Bee Sting Allergies
First of all – a little holiday housekeeping. All of us here at WFME [i.e., me] want to wish all of you who take the time out of your day...
Paul Davidson
Dec 24, 20042 min read


The Blog Manifesto
It may not be what you want to hear. It may not be what you want to think. It may not gel and it may not impress. It may not inspire. ...
Paul Davidson
Dec 22, 20044 min read


Lily Costner Returns
The card came in the mail about a week ago. I hadn’t heard anything from her since May when we got slurpees together and watched the...
Paul Davidson
Dec 22, 20044 min read
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