Alternative (Exciting) Taglines For Los Angeles’ Horrific “Stormwatch!”

It’s raining in Los Angeles. It’s all anyone is talking about. They refer to it as Stormwatch!. I say there are way better alternatives that communicate extreme excitement and panic!

Raindrench! Floodwatch! Kinda-Wet Watch! SuperSoaker! Drenchdown! Devil Drips! Armageddon!