You already know if I’m talking about you. You have that slimy, weak, flimsy, oily, snake-like, stalker-esque, wimpy, dead-feeling,...

You are a movie watcher. You love going to the movies and you love paying exorbitant amounts of money for candy and hotdogs and soda and...

About a week ago I came across Hollywoodlog, a new blog that looks to its contributing Hollywood professionals to write weekly posts that...

Food is food. Ceilings are ceilings. Mixing the two just won’t do. (Hey, that rhymes.) I have noticed myself lately spending a lot of...

Oh, sorry. Excuse me. METEROLOGIST. If I were a weatherman I think I would be the most sarcastic weatherman on Earth. And I would be...

You’re standing across from me, and she’s standing next to you, and even though you keep asking me that same question at the same decible...

Tonight the Dallas Mavericks beat the Sacramento Kings. And I was there. Sitting in some pretty damn great seats courtesy of the people...

There are some urban legends that never surface. There are millions of humans on this here Earth who have, at one time or another, most...

People have been e-mailing me. Just so all of you people who have been e-mailing me about a particular television show know… I am...

Even from Dallas, the “Words For Your Enjoyment” never ceases, with this week’s suggestion coming to us from our good WFME friend, Lena. ...

Somebody saw me eating sausage this morning. She saw me eating the sausage then came up to me and said that she didn’t eat sausage or...

People so want to be phat, it ain’t even funny. I met someone today here in Dallas who works here in Dallas and who we are working with...

If you’ve ever gotten a shot from a nurse, then you’ve also probably experienced the most annoying, non-comforting thing ever. It’s that...

Today I am going to Dallas. I have packed my bags. I am ready to go. I’m standing here outside your door. I hate to wake you up to say...

Did I mention I have more talent in my little finger than Zach Galligan? Some people, upon hearing Zach’s name, might say to themselves,...

Lately there have been a lot of political things going on in the world. Things that people are talking about and writing about and...

Do you hear me scoffing? Because I am. America’s most American food, along with the MLB’s most popular food item, along with the most...

I think there’s something horribly wrong with sourdough bread. I can picture the scene. Some cook in the ancient times decided he was...

Although Jennifer Garner is a cute girl, an endearing actress and kicks some major ass on Alias, she sure has one big flaw. A flaw, that...

Go ahead. Punch me in the stomach as hard as you can. All I have to do, as long as you give me a three second warning, is flex my burly...