You know who you are. On opening nights of movies, I see you. You get there ten minutes before the theater is about to let in the long...

Picture the scene: It is a Saturday night. All of us have gotten together to drink away a tough week and leave it behind. Beer is...

Me: I can boil a hard boiled egg. Them: You’re kidding me, right? Me: No. Why would I kid you about something like that? Them: Well,...

Aaah, the past. Good thing I didn’t live back then or I’d be lifting things left and right. (I hate lifting things in the name of...

Look at the above picture. Seriously, look closely. What do you see? Quite a lot of yogurt? Yes. Quite a lot of yogurt. Nobody is...

This month’s Script Magazine (Nov/Dec issue) gives the Pauly D (not to be confused with “the Donald”) a little more love with a bunch of...

No. You won’t. Yeah, yeah, yeah — I know you think that you have learned, are continuing to learn and see a future of learning for...

Sure, the world loves normal salty carbo-hydrated fries. But what if there was something better? Something tastier? Something sweeter?...

Oh, the headaches that must have been caused by the squinting that was going on all day today. Even me, my friends…even me. The winners,...

This week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” is a little different than most weeks, as I’d like to give new readers the opportunity to snag one...

Denniz Franz, known for his career-making role on NYPD Blue is also known for being one of the first male actors on primetime network...

I’m a fool, it’s true. But I can’t quite help screwing with people who call me on the phone. Her: Good evening, is Paul Davidson there?...

Really, it’s not often I don’t wonder when a children’s choir is going to get around to singing a gloriously enhanced version of the...

I turned off the ignition. Looking into the rear view mirror, I winced. The pain was more than I could handle. The number two pencil,...

With one day to go before one of the most controversial elections ever (I don’t know if that’s really true but it makes it sound so much...

Super Exciting Candy Day Look! I’m Really A Sumo Wrestler Day Flaming Bag o’ Poo Day Day o’ Free Helloween

I have a warm hat. This morning I got out of bed, went into my closet, took out my ghetto-skater wool skull cap and pulled it down over...

I am debating. Currently debating am I. I was thinking the other day — man, you’d think I could take this whole blogging thing and use...

Don’t people who laugh constantly, consistently and with no stopping point in sight make you very very very very very nervous? Me too,...

This strange message found its way to my cell phone voice mail this afternoon: Voice (on message): Guess who. Seriously, try and guess....