Aah, Friday. Do you know anyone who says that? I once knew a guy at an office gig who was constantly walking around the office at the...

You knew it was just a matter of time, right? I’m pleased to announce that my first contribution to Wired Magazine hits stands just about...

Don’t get all hatin’ on me for posting a L.A.-centric post. But if you do live in Los Angeles or are within driving distance and you love...

American Idiot Yes, It’s True — I Can’t Sing To Save My Life Da Do Do Do, Da Dumb Dumb Dumb Who Will Be The Next William Hung? Stevie...

Let me set the scene for you, as I always do. You’re at The Gap. Or Banana Republic. Or Express. Or Macy’s. Or Nordstrom’s. Or any...

I just finished another 10-page piece for Mental Floss Magazine recently that was all about rock ‘n roll. The piece (which will run in...

Couch forts are way under-utilized in today’s society. Easy to construct using parts already available in most households, the couch fort...

I have no problem telling you that you’ve got food in your teeth. But there comes a point where I draw the line. There are a variety of...

Yes, I’m worried for the people who get brand new houses on Extreme Home Makeover. Here’s the thing. Most often, the houses that are...

The inner-reasoning usually goes a little something like this: “I think I should buy Garfield on DVD. I know the reviews were horrible...

For a guy who was Chachi, you’d think he’d have some real world skills. Yet there he stood, directly in front of me at the little...

Did you ever wonder what it would feel like if you could stuff yourself into a washer or a dryer and have someone turn the darn things on...

People are always asking me how big my feet are. I don’t know why anyone in the entire world cares about the size of anyone else’s feet. ...

You know, all our colons talk to us. It’s just a matter of listening to what they’re saying. My interview with my colon took place on...

Attention! I am MR, PAULEE DEE with words that which you should listen to intently. My entire collection of releatives who all do...

“Scrunchie-Magoo.” Really, it doesn’t mean anything. Yet you go throughout your day-to-day life saying it in situations that don’t...

Sometimes leaving your house in the morning for work is a sobering experience. You’ve got neighbors…check! You’ve lived there for...

Apparently, I have stumbled upon yet another freaky sub-culture of society. Gut-punching. I posted this awhile back and have regularly...

The first “Words For Your Enjoyment” in 2005. Really, it is a moment that I have been looking forward since the last “Words For Your...

I can’t get over the fact that Regis Philbin doesn’t know me. I once ran into Reege at the ABC commissary in New York City when I was...