Words For My Enjoyment has gone global. Hell, we were probably global before I received today’s exciting e-mail from Argentina’s own...

When I was in college, I co-created, co-hosted and co-wrote a television show called The 27th Hour. It was a cable access show that found...

Sure, blogs are the new technological thing these days. They’re hip, they’re cool, and everyone is writing them or snorting them. But...

It’s nice to be known as a “citation” in a dictionary of fringe words. Such was the situation I recently came upon when I stumbled onto...

ILV2D82. Yes, I am sure you love to date, too — but really, does the fact that you’re brodcasting it to the world mean that the reality...

I’m feeling selfish today. That’s why I just have to go on the record and talk about Valentine’s Day because it is (a) coming soon, (b)...

It’s a good thing you checked in with WFME today. For if you hadn’t, you would be one of those people who was “not in the know” causing...

Once upon a time there lived a caucasian teenage actor who took a role that would redefine ethnic-comedies for years to come. He would...

Fire. (Insert sizzling sound here. In fact, if you can make that sound for me, and you do, and you actually REALLY DO make that sound,...

If I were trapped in an elevator with a pregnant woman, well, we’d both pretty much be screwed. For one, contrary to popular belief, no...

You’d think that when someone was at the gym (yes, actually there after waking up and battling fatigue and cold and motivational issues)...

Sometimes when you wake up in the morning, you don’t expect you’ll find yourself digging through the garbage later that night. Of course,...

For those who refuse to leave their homes for fear of the infamous “germs” and other life-threatening illnesses, my piece This Smartbot...

There’s really no way to lead up to it. Today’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” has been creatively supplied by none-other than WFME’s...

There are people out there, right this minute, breaking up with their boyfriends/girlfriends and significant others. And the reasons...

If you don’t want me to ruin the rest of the season of ABC’s hit show LOST for you, please turn away now. Begone! Do not lay thous eyes...

If you have ever heard of Saturday Night Live then you have heard of its Creator and Executive Producer (i.e. “God), Lorne Michaels. WFME...

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Whatthehell? I’ve put a lot of thought into what I’m about to tell you and I...

There’s a lot of things I can’t do. I can’t help you pick out what will someday be a valuable Pez candy character. I can’t encourage you...

Does it ever seem like it takes about a month for the year to get moving? There was a lot of chaos “in-the-works” in January, but now...