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Promo for <i>The Benefactor</i>
Well, the promo I helped put together for Mark Cuban’s appearance on CNNfn last week is now being served up on Mark Cuban’s blog. So, if...
Paul Davidson
May 31, 20041 min read


Memorial Day MP3
You loved “Words For Your Enjoyment.” You screamed over “End of the Month Elephant Story.” And now, you can cry in happiness over the...
Paul Davidson
May 31, 20041 min read
The Day After The Day After Tomorrow
Boy, Roland Emmerich really is hurting for ideas. If you’re familiar with his previous movies (ahem, Independence Day) then you’ve...
Paul Davidson
May 31, 20042 min read
I Know The Science Behind Opening Jars
Just because I opted to take Geology instead of (the more complicated) Chemistry, has no bearing on whether or not I know the science...
Paul Davidson
May 30, 20042 min read
McDonald’s No More
Saw Super Size Me last night. For those who don’t know what the Documentary is, it was Directed by Morgan Spurlock, a guy who decided to...
Paul Davidson
May 30, 20041 min read
I’ll Give You Money If You Give Me A Hollow Bowling Ball
Aah, the weekend. First weekend since I’ve been back in town where I think I’ll actually get some good rest. That’s, of course,...
Paul Davidson
May 29, 20043 min read
Mark Cuban on CNNfn
For those chomping at the bit to find out or see more about The Benefactor, Mark Cuban was on CNNfn today at 3:30pm ET. During his 10-15...
Paul Davidson
May 28, 20041 min read
The New Male Hug Redux
Awhile back I posted an entry about the new male hug. In it, I questioned how it was exactly that men were no longer just shaking hands,...
Paul Davidson
May 28, 20041 min read


Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Toilet Paper Packaging
I was here last Friday, here the week before that and here the week before that. And each and every one has contained what the...
Paul Davidson
May 28, 20043 min read
I Can Convince You That Chicken Strips Are Better Than Fish Sticks
Yes, I will repeat the title of this post: I can convince you that chicken strips are better than fish sticks. And they are not only...
Paul Davidson
May 27, 20042 min read


This Week’s Amazing Events (And Who Will Play Them In The Movie Version)
It has been a crazy week, my friends. So crazy, that in Hollywood, the development executives from movie studios are now done with...
Paul Davidson
May 27, 20043 min read
Editors Are Gods
Really, they are. I have been back from Dallas for a little over a week now, and have been working in The Benefactor offices since I...
Paul Davidson
May 26, 20042 min read
Kate Lee Wants To Be Your Friend
Little Katey Lee. None of her friends would have ever thought that someday she would be the subject of an article in the New Yorker. ...
Paul Davidson
May 26, 20043 min read
The Nightime Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffyhead Fever So You Can Rest Medicine
If you know me, you know that I once took Nyquil and woke up three days later. Nyquil is, as far as I’m concerned, the closest things to...
Paul Davidson
May 25, 20042 min read
Why Shrek 2 and FOX’s The Swan Are The Same
If I was the writer of Shrek 2 or the Producers of FOX’s The Swan I would so be suing the other person right now. After watching the...
Paul Davidson
May 25, 20042 min read
An Open Letter To You
Dear You: You know who you are and you know why I’m posting this here on my blog. You know that had we both been able to be adults, that...
Paul Davidson
May 24, 20042 min read


Under the Breath Crosswalk Talking
You’ve seen it happen as many times as I have. You’re behind a car that’s about to turn right from the street you’re currently on. They...
Paul Davidson
May 24, 20042 min read
Three Paragraphs About My Public Storage Space
This line does not count towards my three paragraphs, FYI. I have been told that my Public Storage space is climate controlled. This...
Paul Davidson
May 23, 20042 min read


Sunday’s Extremely, No-Holds Barred, Happy Blog Post
Oh, I’ll bet you can’t keep from smiling by the time this post is done with. Uh huh… I see you. You’re trying to keep your lips from...
Paul Davidson
May 23, 20042 min read
Why Nails Are Stupid
With all the technological advances society has made over the last 100 years you’d think they would have found a way to replace nails....
Paul Davidson
May 22, 20042 min read
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