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Today’s Paranoid Conspiracy Theory on Phantom Words
It may just be me. If it is just me, you don’t have to post any sort of comment that says anything like I’m insane or I need help or I’m...
Paul Davidson
Jul 26, 20042 min read
Mayor Of The Gym
They have no experience whatsoever. They have no political background. No experience with public policy. They do not have close...
Paul Davidson
Jul 26, 20042 min read
Coming Attractions
The next few weeks brings great things to WFME. And so, much like the trailers at the beginning of a movie, I’d like to take the...
Paul Davidson
Jul 25, 20042 min read


The Death of the Ice Cream Sundae
There were times when you could go out to a huge, white-tiled establishment and eat your body weight in ice cream, hot fudge and whipped...
Paul Davidson
Jul 24, 20042 min read


Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Halle Berry’s Deaf Ear
Personally, I would vote for a President who would change the five-day work week into a four-day work week, just requiring everyone to...
Paul Davidson
Jul 23, 20043 min read
I’m In A Fight With Freddie Prinze, Jr.
I am not one to air my dirty laundry. Know that I am not that guy. However, a few really unfortunate events happened recently that ended...
Paul Davidson
Jul 22, 20044 min read


If I’m Holding A Puppy, I’m Obviously A Nice Guy
Isn’t it interesting what calms people and causes them to trust others? For all you know I could be one of those horrible serial killers...
Paul Davidson
Jul 22, 20042 min read
Questions, Out of Retirement
First of all, before I tell you about how “The Question Game” came out of retirement, I want to tell you that the above graphic has been...
Paul Davidson
Jul 20, 20043 min read
To Fold Or Not To Fold
I cannot fold a shirt to save my life. I’m not talking about taking a shirt, laying it down on the bed (face down), and slowly and...
Paul Davidson
Jul 20, 20042 min read
If You’re An Employer And You’ve Found My Blog, Here’s What You Really Need to Kno
If you’re reading this and it’s because I’m applying for a job at your company and you found my blog by searching “Paul Davidson” in the...
Paul Davidson
Jul 19, 20045 min read
Freakin-Silly Putty
Silly Putty ain’t that silly. I think back to the time I was a kid and amazed at the fact that I could roll this ball of crap up in a...
Paul Davidson
Jul 19, 20041 min read
You Think You Know, But You Don’t (Or, My Homage to the MTV Show, “Diary”)
You think you know, but you don’t. At first, in the way you looked at me, I thought you possibly sort-of knew. I mean, there was a weird...
Paul Davidson
Jul 19, 20042 min read
A Year of Words: The Best Of
Words For Your Enjoyment has reached a milestone. As of yesterday, this site has amassed over 365 posts (over a year) that range from the...
Paul Davidson
Jul 19, 20041 min read
I Probably Don’t Remember Who You Are
The older you get, the more confused one becomes. It used to be easy keeping track of the people in your life. You were 5 years old and...
Paul Davidson
Jul 17, 20043 min read
Why Blogging Is Just Like Getting Your Hand Slammed In A Car Door
It’s a moment that’s altogether surprising and extremely painful. You’re in a rush and you’ve got your bags slung around your shoulder...
Paul Davidson
Jul 17, 20043 min read
That’s My Armrest, Not Yours
There seems to be a bit of a miscommunication going on in movie theaters countrywide. The armrest on my left, is my armrest. It is not...
Paul Davidson
Jul 16, 20042 min read


Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Telemarketers
Friday. STOP. Words For Your Enjoyment. STOP. Idea provided by Andrea. STOP. — So you’re asking yourself, “What does the above...
Paul Davidson
Jul 16, 20045 min read


If I Were In The Witness Protection Program
I am such a huge tattle-tale. Ever since I was a kid fighting with my sister…she was always the one inching over the imaginary line of...
Paul Davidson
Jul 14, 20044 min read
Today’s Prognosis On Body Odor
People, you really need to take a shower. Between all of us, we have had those moments we don’t want to remember. We are walking through...
Paul Davidson
Jul 14, 20043 min read
Sneak Preview of <i>Untitled Ancient Caveman Action Story</i>
Untitled Ancient Caveman Action Story. Yes, it is only a “working title” for right now, and will be replaced when the Publisher gets into...
Paul Davidson
Jul 13, 20043 min read
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