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Coming Attractions

The next few weeks brings great things to WFME.

And so, much like the trailers at the beginning of a movie, I’d like to take the opportunity to let you in one some of the exciting and thought-provoking columns that will be coming your way over the next few weeks.

Living With Bea Arthur Why Smiling Causes Cancer I’m Eating Twelve Loaves Of Bread And You Can’t Stop Me The Origins of “Tee Hee” Today’s Prognosis on Olives Without Pimentos My Brush With Punky Brewster (Pre-Breast Reduction) WFME’s Comics Without Drawings I Am A Superior Career Counselor The Wonderful World of Italics I Can Perform Surgery on Myself Today’s Exciting Movie-Like Moment (Stunts Included) $3500 Worth of Crap for $289 Swallowing Ink The Future of Pineapple and Canadian Bacon Pizzas Thoughts on Sayings For My Headstone I Saw You Kissing Another Man, And You’re A Man, So Let’s Talk About That I Would Be The Best Blind Person Ever Arguments That Make No Sense Church Steeple or Really Big Thermometer? Milton Berle Has Nothing On Me Today’s Thoughts on Superior Pillow Technology Give Me A Dollar And I’ll Give You Fifty Cents Back Idiotic Stock Tips Edible Wax Fruit My Most Recent Story Where Ed Norton Acts Like An Ass, Again I Could Kick Butt In Wheelchair Basketball (If I Wasn’t In a Wheelchair) My Imaginary Conversation With Moses The Entourage: Final Call Backs Blog Treasure Hunt 2: Electric Boogaloo Your Comment Deserves No Commentary Dermot Mulroney vs. Dylan McDermott Sometimes, Hot Nails In Your Eyes, Hurt Bad Untitled Space Captain Fantasy Adventure in 3-D Why You and Me Will Never Share One Of Those Pedal Boats

There’s a lot of hilarity (or stupidity) coming down the pike. I hope you’re here to share in the hilarity. Or stupidity. If not, please allow me to rip off a piece of my shirt so that I may simulate that, in my eyes, you are dead to me.

Oh, and have a wonderful day.

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