Once again, emerging from the darkness…yet another set of questions that range from the ludicrous to the inane. Answer them if you dare....

I have beaten FLARKE to a pulp. I have mastered all that is ENETRI. I have smacked-down JARNA in true WWF fashion. And I have triumphed...

I feel bad for spirits and ghosts these days. In the olden times, they could haunt houses and scare away people living in their old house...

$250,000. After much discussion with a huge variety of friends, co-workers, family and people who I would prefer were strangers to me, I...

T-minus two weeks and counting. I will be leaving this horrible place behind (Los Angeles) in two weeks to head out to, as I mentioned...

I know that sometimes my randomness gets a little too much for some of you who happen to NOT be on prescription drugs prescribed by your...

I don’t know about you, but when someone comes right up to me with a rubberband cocked and ready, tied around their forefinger and thumb...

I am as talented at crafting intelligent limericks as I am at jumping out of a plane behind enemy lines and incapacitating a huge army of...

I’m not kidding when I tell you that I think I have some sort of superpower. Anytime I find myself in my car, approaching a light that is...

Odd numbers are funnier than even numbers. If you talk to anyone who works as a writer for a sitcom on TV, they’ll probably impart a...

I have committed a variety of crimes that I have never been caught for. Part of me has kept these crimes inside for so long out of fear. ...

Blogging is a lot of things. It is communicating with your invisible, imaginary peers. It is expressing yourself to an emotionless,...

Like lemmings, pushing their way to the ocean and their untimely death…so too do we, with our weekly edition of “Words For Your...

Tomorrow is, once again (time sure flies) time for “Words For Your Enjoyment”! That’s where you submit your unique ideas and suggestions...

With the finale of Friends soon upon us, I felt it was finally OK to release the following story, which happened at some point during the...

April Fools Day used to be a great holiday. That was before the apropros “fools of the world” started putting less thought into real...

Not to be confused with Raising Arizona. I have had three people raise their eyebrows at me lately, which has communicated three things...

The traditions keep coming. First, there was the weekly Friday ritual of Words For Your Enjoyment. Then there was the Look in the...

I am feeling extremely sad these days for American Idol rejectee, William Hung. A quick recap for those living in Antarctica: William...

I walk around Los Angeles in a huge neoprene bubble, so it’s obvious I’m not a huge fan of people who share already-chewed, soft and...