The Post Where I Come Up With An Equation To Once And For All, Determine The Amount of Bloggers In T
x=y-z Where x=total number of bloggers, y=total blog posts, and z=blog readers. Seriously, it totally works.
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 20, 2005
- 1 min
A Galaxy of Words
Hitting stands right about now is the May issue of Wired Magazine featuring George Lucas on the cover. Inside, yours truly has a...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 19, 2005
- 1 min
The Post That Resembles Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight”
You. I was perusing the tomatos and the lettuce heads in the grocery store (Whole Foods, to be exact) last night when I laid eyes on you....
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 18, 2005
- 3 min
Sickle Cell Anemia And Chocolate Raspberry Truffles (Is Not The Name of This Post)
I often save people. Don’t ask me how I end up in the strangest most dangerous situations ever, but I do. If there’s a car accident...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 17, 2005
- 3 min
I Could Be Your Ill-Informed Tax Man
You didn’t get your taxes off in the mail on Friday? No problem! Really, if you’re concerned you shouldn’t be, because sending your...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 16, 2005
- 2 min
Today’s Thoughts on Angry Old People
Grrrrr! Angry old people!! Really, doesn’t that just sum it all up? Grrrrr! When you come across an angry old person, usually they...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 15, 2005
- 2 min
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Time-Wasting Web Games
For today’s “Words For Your Enjoyment”, WFME good friend Hilary asks the superbly-paraphrased question, “You know, so maybe if you could,...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 14, 2005
- 3 min
When Questions Attack!
They come and they go. But here, once again, for my own enjoyment (and yours if you’re lucky) are a selection of questions that ask you...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 13, 2005
- 1 min
The Post Where I Announce That My Second Book Has Been Picked Up By A Publisher
Yes, it’s true. Details will be forthcoming when I’m sure it’s safe to release such sensitive information, but please let me appease your...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 13, 2005
- 2 min
Today’s Imaginary Conversation With Britney’s Confirmed Unborn Fetus
You may remember WFME’s July 3rd entry in which I had an imaginary conversation with Britney Spear’s unconfirmed, unborn fetus. Well, as...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 11, 2005
- 1 min
Two People Who Should Be Thrown Out, Instead of the Tomatoes
Him: Ok, you say Tom-ay-to. Her: Tom-ay-to. (A long beat) Her: Now, don’t you say Tom-ah-to? Him: Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Tom-ah-to....
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 11, 2005
- 4 min
Today’s Prognosis on Passive-Agressive Whisper Talking
We’ve all got a little bit of the -path in us. But mostly, we’re all psychopaths. Why else then, as we stand in line at the supermarket,...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 10, 2005
- 1 min
Words About <i>Blind Justice</i>
You may or may not have seen the new ABC show Blind Justice starring Ron Eldard — a drama about a cop who goes blind yet still gets the...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 9, 2005
- 3 min
How My Goatee Transformed My Life (Or, Shaving Accidents)
Years ago, I was fed up with being “the nice guy.” And so one day, without warning, I put down my shaver and screamed to the skies (much...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 8, 2005
- 2 min
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Video Games
There are two types of people in the world. The group of people who see full-grown adults playing video games and say, “C’mon, now — how...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 7, 2005
- 1 min
Two Words, One Google Whack
The Unofficial Google Weblog defines a Google Whack as “…taking two obscure and unrelated words, typing them into the Google search bar...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 7, 2005
- 2 min
Today’s Prognosis on Coupon Cutter-Outers
There are two kinds of people in this world — those who use coupons and those who do not. Those who do not live pretty carefree lives. ...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 6, 2005
- 3 min
Lily Costner: Drugstore Edition
It seems Lily Costner and I are on the outs. As our circle of friends were constantly hanging out with each other, I opened up that...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 5, 2005
- 2 min
The Post Where I Ramble On About Indecisive Chicken-Pickers
“I’ll have the two piece chicken meal with a side of cole slaw,” she said. The clerk behind the counter of the Los Angeles-based chicken...
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Paul Davidson
- Apr 4, 2005
- 2 min
I Could Be Your Two-Convo Multi-Hyphenate Listener
Talk to me. Go ahead, look me in the eyes and talk to me. Know that if you look me in the eyes and talk to me that I will respond with...
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