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Hitting stands right about now is the May issue of Wired Magazine featuring George Lucas on the cover. Inside, yours truly has a...

You. I was perusing the tomatos and the lettuce heads in the grocery store (Whole Foods, to be exact) last night when I laid eyes on you....

I often save people. Don’t ask me how I end up in the strangest most dangerous situations ever, but I do. If there’s a car accident...

You didn’t get your taxes off in the mail on Friday? No problem! Really, if you’re concerned you shouldn’t be, because sending your...

Grrrrr! Angry old people!! Really, doesn’t that just sum it all up? Grrrrr! When you come across an angry old person, usually they...

For today’s “Words For Your Enjoyment”, WFME good friend Hilary asks the superbly-paraphrased question, “You know, so maybe if you could,...

They come and they go. But here, once again, for my own enjoyment (and yours if you’re lucky) are a selection of questions that ask you...

Yes, it’s true. Details will be forthcoming when I’m sure it’s safe to release such sensitive information, but please let me appease your...

You may remember WFME’s July 3rd entry in which I had an imaginary conversation with Britney Spear’s unconfirmed, unborn fetus. Well, as...

Him: Ok, you say Tom-ay-to. Her: Tom-ay-to. (A long beat) Her: Now, don’t you say Tom-ah-to? Him: Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Tom-ah-to....

We’ve all got a little bit of the -path in us. But mostly, we’re all psychopaths. Why else then, as we stand in line at the supermarket,...

You may or may not have seen the new ABC show Blind Justice starring Ron Eldard — a drama about a cop who goes blind yet still gets the...

Years ago, I was fed up with being “the nice guy.” And so one day, without warning, I put down my shaver and screamed to the skies (much...

There are two types of people in the world. The group of people who see full-grown adults playing video games and say, “C’mon, now — how...

The Unofficial Google Weblog defines a Google Whack as “…taking two obscure and unrelated words, typing them into the Google search bar...

There are two kinds of people in this world — those who use coupons and those who do not. Those who do not live pretty carefree lives. ...

It seems Lily Costner and I are on the outs. As our circle of friends were constantly hanging out with each other, I opened up that...

“I’ll have the two piece chicken meal with a side of cole slaw,” she said. The clerk behind the counter of the Los Angeles-based chicken...

Talk to me. Go ahead, look me in the eyes and talk to me. Know that if you look me in the eyes and talk to me that I will respond with...