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The Post Where I Come Up With An Equation To Once And For All, Determine The Amount of Bloggers In T
x=y-z Where x=total number of bloggers, y=total blog posts, and z=blog readers. Seriously, it totally works.
Paul Davidson
Apr 21, 20051 min read
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A Galaxy of Words
Hitting stands right about now is the May issue of Wired Magazine featuring George Lucas on the cover. Inside, yours truly has a...
Paul Davidson
Apr 20, 20051 min read
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The Post That Resembles Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight”
You. I was perusing the tomatos and the lettuce heads in the grocery store (Whole Foods, to be exact) last night when I laid eyes on you....
Paul Davidson
Apr 19, 20051 min read
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Sickle Cell Anemia And Chocolate Raspberry Truffles (Is Not The Name of This Post)
I often save people. Don’t ask me how I end up in the strangest most dangerous situations ever, but I do. If there’s a car accident...
Paul Davidson
Apr 18, 20053 min read
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I Could Be Your Ill-Informed Tax Man
You didn’t get your taxes off in the mail on Friday? No problem! Really, if you’re concerned you shouldn’t be, because sending your...
Paul Davidson
Apr 17, 20053 min read
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Today’s Thoughts on Angry Old People
Grrrrr! Angry old people!! Really, doesn’t that just sum it all up? Grrrrr! When you come across an angry old person, usually they...
Paul Davidson
Apr 16, 20052 min read
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Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Time-Wasting Web Games
For today’s “Words For Your Enjoyment”, WFME good friend Hilary asks the superbly-paraphrased question, “You know, so maybe if you could,...
Paul Davidson
Apr 15, 20052 min read
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When Questions Attack!
They come and they go. But here, once again, for my own enjoyment (and yours if you’re lucky) are a selection of questions that ask you...
Paul Davidson
Apr 14, 20053 min read
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The Post Where I Announce That My Second Book Has Been Picked Up By A Publisher
Yes, it’s true. Details will be forthcoming when I’m sure it’s safe to release such sensitive information, but please let me appease your...
Paul Davidson
Apr 13, 20051 min read
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Today’s Imaginary Conversation With Britney’s Confirmed Unborn Fetus
You may remember WFME’s July 3rd entry in which I had an imaginary conversation with Britney Spear’s unconfirmed, unborn fetus. Well, as...
Paul Davidson
Apr 13, 20052 min read
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Two People Who Should Be Thrown Out, Instead of the Tomatoes
Him: Ok, you say Tom-ay-to. Her: Tom-ay-to. (A long beat) Her: Now, don’t you say Tom-ah-to? Him: Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Tom-ah-to....
Paul Davidson
Apr 12, 20051 min read
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Today’s Prognosis on Passive-Agressive Whisper Talking
We’ve all got a little bit of the -path in us. But mostly, we’re all psychopaths. Why else then, as we stand in line at the supermarket,...
Paul Davidson
Apr 11, 20054 min read
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Words About <i>Blind Justice</i>
You may or may not have seen the new ABC show Blind Justice starring Ron Eldard — a drama about a cop who goes blind yet still gets the...
Paul Davidson
Apr 10, 20051 min read
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How My Goatee Transformed My Life (Or, Shaving Accidents)
Years ago, I was fed up with being “the nice guy.” And so one day, without warning, I put down my shaver and screamed to the skies (much...
Paul Davidson
Apr 9, 20053 min read
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Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Video Games
There are two types of people in the world. The group of people who see full-grown adults playing video games and say, “C’mon, now — how...
Paul Davidson
Apr 8, 20052 min read
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Two Words, One Google Whack
The Unofficial Google Weblog defines a Google Whack as “…taking two obscure and unrelated words, typing them into the Google search bar...
Paul Davidson
Apr 7, 20051 min read
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Today’s Prognosis on Coupon Cutter-Outers
There are two kinds of people in this world — those who use coupons and those who do not. Those who do not live pretty carefree lives. ...
Paul Davidson
Apr 7, 20052 min read
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Lily Costner: Drugstore Edition
It seems Lily Costner and I are on the outs. As our circle of friends were constantly hanging out with each other, I opened up that...
Paul Davidson
Apr 6, 20053 min read
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The Post Where I Ramble On About Indecisive Chicken-Pickers
“I’ll have the two piece chicken meal with a side of cole slaw,” she said. The clerk behind the counter of the Los Angeles-based chicken...
Paul Davidson
Apr 5, 20052 min read
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I Could Be Your Two-Convo Multi-Hyphenate Listener
Talk to me. Go ahead, look me in the eyes and talk to me. Know that if you look me in the eyes and talk to me that I will respond with...
Paul Davidson
Apr 4, 20052 min read
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