Words About <i>Blind Justice</i>
You may or may not have seen the new ABC show Blind Justice starring Ron Eldard — a drama about a cop who goes blind yet still gets the job done. As the magical copywriters over at ABC have decided, the show can be summed up in this one phrase:
He lost his sight. But not his vision.
Gold, I tell you. Nonetheless, WFME happens to have a few very strategically placed people inside the ABC offices where they were able to snag a print out of the other taglines that ABC didn’t use on all those bus ads and newspaper one-pagers…and boy, aren’t we glad:
The world went dark. But he’s still bright.
Helen Keller. Stevie Wonder. Detective Jim Dunbar.
He may be blind. But not to crime.
Yeah, so he has a dog — he still solves the crimes himself!
The guy from E.R.…now needs one.
Deaf? No. Dumb? No. Blind? Yeah, sure.
A new detective. A new dog. A new pair of sunglasses.
As blind people go, he’s a pretty cool dresser.
He lost his eyes…but he crosses his T’s.
When his life faded away…everything came into focus.
He’ll stumble. He’ll collapse. You’ll fall for him.