For a guy like me who enjoys “different” titles for his blog entries, after today I will no longer be using the old boring “Production...

Let me just lay it all on the table here for all to see… There is no way in hell that PAPER can beat ROCK. I couldn’t tell you the...

I noticed your head on a drive to the store one night to get beer. Usually, when I sit behind the passenger seat and someone else is the...

A week from Monday we will be done with Production. That means that a week from Monday I will be packing up my things getting ready to...

(Ye Old English Trumpets, Here) Once again, dear readers, another weekly edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment”! This week’s idea was not...

Hoo, boy. Tonight is the night that everyone and their mother and their hamsters and their parakeets will be sitting “trapped” in front...

The Universe is infinite. If you speed away from planet Earth and go one direction you will continue to go one direction forever and...

I am well aware of your thoughts today. You got up, took a shower, ate breakfast and got yourself to work. Once there you powered up...

The electrical leg bracelet thing would be the hardest hurdle, I think. That’s why I’d try to get your mind off the fact that if you...

Rope Dope Cope Nope Pope-on-a-roap-soap Elope Toupe Kaleidescope Fallop (ian-tubes)

Aaah, sweet fatigue. I am now officially two weeks from wrapping up work on The Benefactor and heading back to sunny Los Angeles. For...

Trust me when I tell you that it was as much of a surprise to me as it will be to you. Lily and I were sitting on my couch watching my...

I am serious when I tell you that I believe adhesive backing to be the most influential and world-changing invention ever created. I am...

I am a big fan of May 1st. First of all, you really can get down with it and use it as a pun in a ton of conversations. For example, I...

I’m sorta diggin’ this Star Trek-esque numbering I’ve got going on with the 1.430 thing. Today was a long day that could have gone even...

This week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” is the second edition to come to you straight from the heart of Texas where I am currently working...

I can complain like no other human on the face of the Earth. Just last month was my most successful hypochondriac moment in which a...

Things are heating up. Mind you, not like the 100 plus degree weather in Los Angeles, but heating up in their own rainy sort of cloudy...

First of all I am not nor will I ever be an exact replica of Matthew Modine. Yet, in the continuing tradition of me telling you why I’m...

Dairy can kiss my ass. So can mushrooms, lobster, scallops, barley, egg yolks, grapes, cattle and cockroaches. For those who found...