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The Second Coming of the Question Game
It has been some time, dear WFME readers, since The Question Game has shown itself. But, alas — just when you thought it was gone for...
Paul Davidson
Dec 7, 20043 min read


Tonight’s Plagiarized Idea About Giving Out Free Music
WFME friend Srah has got a wonderful thing going on at her blog all month long called Holiday Download Extravaganza in which you, the...
Paul Davidson
Dec 6, 20041 min read
Today’s Imaginary Conversation With Steven Soderbergh, 2-Years From Now
Me: So — big week for you, Steven. Steven Soderbergh: It sure is, Paul. Everyone’s very excited. We’ve worked long and hard to get to...
Paul Davidson
Dec 5, 20043 min read


The WFME Mascot
After talking with many people on the city streets and public transportation, it came to my attention that the reason behind WFME’s rapid...
Paul Davidson
Dec 5, 20042 min read
I Could Be Your 1.5% Loved Best Humor Blog
There are people like Tom Cruise and there are people like Carrot Top. The world needs people like Tom Cruise, who is at the apex of his...
Paul Davidson
Dec 4, 20042 min read
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Being Cheap
Being cheap: two little words. But if words cost me money, at least I’d be saving some by only using two, right? Four or five little...
Paul Davidson
Dec 3, 20044 min read
The FPJ Epilogue
Apparently, I thought I had already moved past my fight with Freddie Prinze, Jr. and the subsequent argument with his wife Sarah Michelle...
Paul Davidson
Dec 2, 20041 min read
Today’s Prognosis On Scraped-Nail Polish Syndrome
Your thought process in the matter confuses me. You’re sitting at home, watching TV, and you look down at your redly-painted nails. Out...
Paul Davidson
Dec 2, 20042 min read
Love My Words
Today, my friends — I ask you to love my words. I mentioned a week or so ago that the 2004 Weblog Awards were accepting nominations. ...
Paul Davidson
Dec 2, 20041 min read


The 5-5-5 Factor
In an on-going trend of WFME talking about phone-related topics, today I’d like to make a plea to the Television Networks and the Motion...
Paul Davidson
Nov 30, 20042 min read
Drinking Coffee With Macaulay Culkin
Ok, maybe not with. Maybe it was more like “drinking coffee next to Macaulay Culkin. But either way, what started as a next-to...
Paul Davidson
Nov 30, 20043 min read
I Cannot Be Your “Remember the First Three Numbers” Guy
I cannot be your “remember the first three numbers” guy. Sure, I may be standing next to you when you call 411. Sure, I may have an...
Paul Davidson
Nov 30, 20042 min read
Why Peas Suck
Let’s face it — any food that explodes in your mouth when you put pressure on it from all sides with your molars, can’t be all that good....
Paul Davidson
Nov 29, 20042 min read
This Post Will Not Recap Thanksgiving
It’s true — there is no recap to follow regarding turkey, gravy, sweets, family brawls that involved the throwing of mashed potatoes and...
Paul Davidson
Nov 28, 20042 min read


10 Things I Hate About You That Are A Result Of You Wearing A Top Hat
“Hate” may be a strong word, but it works perfectly in this situation. First of all, you have got to stop wearing that top hat of yours. ...
Paul Davidson
Nov 27, 20044 min read


Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Big Sales! (S.F. Edition)
On this joyous Friday, WFME hopes everyone’s distended bellies have finally returned to normal shape, ready to get back to business on...
Paul Davidson
Nov 26, 20042 min read


Their Words in Print
Tony Pierce has a blog. Tony Pierce has lots of things to say. Now, Tony Pierce has a book. Like they [someone] always says… It...
Paul Davidson
Nov 25, 20041 min read
Stuffing Is The New Mortar
It hasn’t happened yet, but it will. Contractors, faced with wanting to build a brick-structure with a substance between the bricks that...
Paul Davidson
Nov 25, 20042 min read
Words on Hiatus
I can hardly even believe that these words are about to come out of my mouth. But due to the holidays and travel and what-not, I have...
Paul Davidson
Nov 23, 20041 min read


The General Lee Big Wheel
I got this e-mail out of nowhere the other day — in response to nothing I was ever involved in: I will buy your General Lee big wheel. I...
Paul Davidson
Nov 23, 20041 min read
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