I got this e-mail out of nowhere the other day — in response to nothing I was ever involved in:
I will buy your General Lee big wheel. I have a truck that I lifted and painted like the General. My mother was showing my wife some baby pictures of me. One was of me on the big wheel. I want one to match my truck. I looked all over the internet for one with no luck. What’s your price?
I have never been involved in any General Lee Big Wheel tomfoolery, just so you know. Never sold, pretended to sell, auctioned-off, what not. But still – not being able to leave well enough alone (see: phone solicitors), I responded:
$289
My good friend responded again:
Got any pics? Whats the condition?
To which I responded:
No pictures but it’s in mint condition.
To which he responded:
If you can get me a pic, I’ll send you a money order. You have a camera phone? Snap a pic and send it to my email!!
To which I responded:
If I have to take a picture, it’s gonna cost you $389.
Sadly, that was the last I heard of Mr. General Lee Big Wheel.
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