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I Can’t Swallow Pills
I have tried, but I cannot do the deed. With all the technology in the world (including the adhesive, non-lickable postage stamp) you’d...
Paul Davidson
Aug 21, 20042 min read


Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Soap Operas
After winning the 2nd Annual WFME Blog Treasure Hunt, avid-reader Will has ponied up a suggestion for this weeks “Words For Your...
Paul Davidson
Aug 19, 20044 min read
Celebrities Apologize Just Like Normal People Do!
As a writer, I catalog things. Sometimes I catalogue them and other times I catalog them, but all the times I am writing down and...
Paul Davidson
Aug 19, 20042 min read
When People Don’t Understand The Rules of Realty
It must have been after 9pm at night when there was a knock at the door. I peered through my awesomely-non-expensive blinds which, when...
Paul Davidson
Aug 19, 20043 min read
Getting A Star
I am a two-timing blogging whore. Now that I’m contributing to one or two other blogs while holding down the high-watermark levels of...
Paul Davidson
Aug 18, 20041 min read


Regina Spektor In Da House
You may remember my previous post about Regina Spektor — a spectacular singer whose most recent album “Soviet Kitsch” blew me away. Of...
Paul Davidson
Aug 18, 20041 min read


The Amazing American Airlines Airplane Ticket Challenge
They should call The Amazing Race, The Amazing American Airlines Airplane Ticket Challenge. Seriously. I’m not going to tell you that I...
Paul Davidson
Aug 18, 20042 min read
If You And I Were Trapped In A Sinking Pod Of Some Kind And The Water Was Rising And Only One Of Us
Really, it would be the only way to solve the problem. First and foremost, if we were trapped in a sinking pod of some kind in the Ocean...
Paul Davidson
Aug 16, 20044 min read
The Benefactor Is Coming
If you’ve been watching ABC lately, you’ve probably seen the ads. ABC is way pushing The Benefactor which is the reality show I worked on...
Paul Davidson
Aug 16, 20042 min read


Larry King Interviews Me: The Lost Interview
Transcript provided by CNN. Larry King Interviews Paul Davidson* Original Date: August 10, 2004 Larry King: He’s someone you may have...
Paul Davidson
Aug 16, 20042 min read
Strange Wedding Stories
Weddings these days, they’re all the same. Sure, they differ based on where they’re happening (Church, Hotel, Temple, Country Club,...
Paul Davidson
Aug 15, 20043 min read
New Names for Soap That Double As Nicknames For Your Intimidating Neighborhood Bully or Soon-To-Be I
The Irish Cleanser Zinger Leveler 2000 Borax Springtime Charlie
Paul Davidson
Aug 14, 20041 min read
Cereal As The New Meal
No one is talking about this anywhere. I am the hugest, most largest, tallest and most-intimidating fan of “cereal as the new meal.” I...
Paul Davidson
Aug 14, 20042 min read
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Olympic Games
Just when you think the citizens of the world aren’t paying attention to what’s going on, you open your e-mail and get a WFYE suggestion...
Paul Davidson
Aug 13, 20044 min read


My Wireless Head Is About To Explode
I just got my wonderful little Airport Express in the mail today. From Apple, it allows me to extend the already-awesome wireless...
Paul Davidson
Aug 12, 20042 min read
I Am The First Actor/Star of Instant Messenger
Entertainment and Media has sure evolved over the years. First it was the stage. Then radio. Then silent pictures. Then movies got...
Paul Davidson
Aug 12, 20044 min read
We’ve All Stolen Gum
Whenever you sit down with someone and open up your heart and share your feelings, the conversation usually (at least with me) ends up...
Paul Davidson
Aug 11, 20042 min read


Had I Been Charleton Heston on the </i>Planet of the Apes</i>, I Would Have Done A Better Job Than H
“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Poor Charleton Heston had it all wrong from the beginning. Because you know and I...
Paul Davidson
Aug 11, 20043 min read
Hitchhiking To Mars
Me and plugging things. Doesn’t happen too often. But when you know about a kick-ass one-woman show here in Los Angeles that is starting...
Paul Davidson
Aug 10, 20042 min read


The De-Fizz Factor
I am that idiot, tap-tap-tapping away on the cap of my soda can. Why? Because a long time ago I once hung around with people who told me...
Paul Davidson
Aug 10, 20042 min read
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