Jedi Mind-Trick Waiters
The Jedi Mind-Trick has now become the most commonly-used tool by Los Angeles based waiters. I recently went out to lunch with a group of...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 23, 2005
- 1 min
Words On ‘A Dime’
Today begins the exciting home-renovation process of Design on a Dime. If you are like me and try to stay away from anything that...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 22, 2005
- 2 min
The Sadness That Accompanies No More Crank-Calling
You really have got to feel for the children of today. Because, as technology has improved over the decades, with Caller ID and Star-69...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 21, 2005
- 2 min
The State of the ‘Lurker’
Aah, the lurkers. They spend their day going about their business, reading other people’s blogs, never commenting and being as invisible...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 20, 2005
- 1 min
Found Words
As March is just about upon us, my latest piece in Wired Magazine has just hit stands. (The online version of it can be found here.) If...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 20, 2005
- 2 min
Why Motivation is Dead
Mow-tee-vay-shun: That which one possesses until they don’t possess it, at which point those who think they know how to possess it...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 19, 2005
- 1 min
Titles For Today’s Post Which I Abandoned For This Post Instead
Freckles Or Moles: The Debate I Can Sing Through My Nose, Blindfolded I Like To Pretent I’m Afraid of Bees My Head is Huge For An...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 18, 2005
- 3 min
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Doogie Howser
Hams aren’t cheap these days. That’s why, I’m sure, the overwhelming reaction to yesterday’s Version 2.0 of “Words For Your Enjoyment”...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 17, 2005
- 2 min
Today’s Prognosis on Fingernails
Why do nubby fingernails give me the willies? Really, I guess it goes along with the “man hands” and the “big feet” and the “huge head”...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 16, 2005
- 1 min
Today’s Amendment Re: Hilary Duff Running Like A Girl
It has come to our attention that Hilary Duff no longer runs like a girl. Due to the overwhelming outpouring of enthusiastic support WFME...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 15, 2005
- 2 min
My Childhood Memories Are No Longer
Remembering the great memories of your childhood are far better than reliving them, as was experienced late last night while watching the...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 15, 2005
- 1 min
Searchable Words
As of today’s date, here are the top 10 Google searches that have brought people to Words For My Enjoyment: 10. Hamsters living together ...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 15, 2005
- 3 min
Today’s Story About The Guy Driving Next To Me In The Toyota Camry
It was morning-time. He was driving down the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, driving a constant 65 miles per hour. He was in his Toytoa...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 14, 2005
- 2 min
WFME’s <i>Greatest American Hero</i> Extravaganza!
T-minus one day and counting. Yes, that’s right folks. By tomorrow at this time you will be able to go out of your cold, dark homes and...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 13, 2005
- 1 min
Sad Words
It is a sad sad day for the Pauly D. You may or may not remember in the past when I was crowned King at Meagan’s blog. It was a shining...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 13, 2005
- 3 min
I Could Be Your Gymnastic Coach
Wanna get into the Olympics? Well, if you do you’re gonna need dedication, athleticism, pure gutteral energy, lots of money, an American...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 12, 2005
- 2 min
My New Foster Family
The latest gig has now been going on for a few weeks. I mentioned before that I had started work as a Supervising Producer on an upcoming...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 11, 2005
- 2 min
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: 30 Minutes or Less
When you ask a question that confuses and confounds, you often receive e-mail responses that give it right back to ya. Such was the case...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 10, 2005
- 2 min
Today’s Emotional Moment With A Phone Solicitor
Me: Hello? Them: Mr. Davidson? Me: [Cough] Them: Hello, may I speak with Mr. Davidson? Me: [Wheeze] Them: Are you OK? Hello? Me: ...
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Paul Davidson
- Feb 8, 2005
- 3 min
I Am Afraid The Identical Version Of Me In An Alternate Universe Has A Better Life Than I Do
Sure, it’s a lot of words and requires a deep breath to say, but I am afraid that the identical version of me, living in an alternative...
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