The Jedi Mind-Trick has now become the most commonly-used tool by Los Angeles based waiters. I recently went out to lunch with a group of...

Today begins the exciting home-renovation process of Design on a Dime. If you are like me and try to stay away from anything that...

You really have got to feel for the children of today. Because, as technology has improved over the decades, with Caller ID and Star-69...

Aah, the lurkers. They spend their day going about their business, reading other people’s blogs, never commenting and being as invisible...

As March is just about upon us, my latest piece in Wired Magazine has just hit stands. (The online version of it can be found here.) If...

Mow-tee-vay-shun: That which one possesses until they don’t possess it, at which point those who think they know how to possess it...

Freckles Or Moles: The Debate I Can Sing Through My Nose, Blindfolded I Like To Pretent I’m Afraid of Bees My Head is Huge For An...

Hams aren’t cheap these days. That’s why, I’m sure, the overwhelming reaction to yesterday’s Version 2.0 of “Words For Your Enjoyment”...

Why do nubby fingernails give me the willies? Really, I guess it goes along with the “man hands” and the “big feet” and the “huge head”...

It has come to our attention that Hilary Duff no longer runs like a girl. Due to the overwhelming outpouring of enthusiastic support WFME...

Remembering the great memories of your childhood are far better than reliving them, as was experienced late last night while watching the...

As of today’s date, here are the top 10 Google searches that have brought people to Words For My Enjoyment: 10. Hamsters living together ...

It was morning-time. He was driving down the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, driving a constant 65 miles per hour. He was in his Toytoa...

T-minus one day and counting. Yes, that’s right folks. By tomorrow at this time you will be able to go out of your cold, dark homes and...

It is a sad sad day for the Pauly D. You may or may not remember in the past when I was crowned King at Meagan’s blog. It was a shining...

Wanna get into the Olympics? Well, if you do you’re gonna need dedication, athleticism, pure gutteral energy, lots of money, an American...

The latest gig has now been going on for a few weeks. I mentioned before that I had started work as a Supervising Producer on an upcoming...

When you ask a question that confuses and confounds, you often receive e-mail responses that give it right back to ya. Such was the case...

Me: Hello? Them: Mr. Davidson? Me: [Cough] Them: Hello, may I speak with Mr. Davidson? Me: [Wheeze] Them: Are you OK? Hello? Me: ...

Sure, it’s a lot of words and requires a deep breath to say, but I am afraid that the identical version of me, living in an alternative...