I attended a glorious event yesterday, in which two pure souls dedicated themselves to each other — a faithful and loving decision that...

Always a fan of all things cornucopia, I wanted to give you as much as I could about as many things in as short of a time as it would...

Rejoice! Today marks the eight-hundredth sixty-ninth thousandth “Words For Your Enjoyment” in dog years! Which, means, in people years...

Betty Rubble was trolling for free drinks again. I’d seen Betty out at Sunset Boulevard bars before — but this time she could barely hold...

I am fascinated with medicine. Hell, I watch ER and I used to watch Chicago Hope and I am endlessly intrigued by the complexity of the...

With the success of the latest batch of Broadway Musicals based on movie properties (The Producers, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Monty...

As you read this, it’s already happening to you. You’ve got that song stuck in your head but you can’t quite communicate to anyone around...

In honor of Easter, and having to do as little work as possible on this here there holiday, I direct you to last year’s Conversation with...

It’s surprising to me that the United Nations, in all their conflicts with waring nations and nuclear rebels, they haven’t looked into...

You may think I’m lying, but today’s post has been affected by early morning travel plans. Initially, if you had told me a year ago that...

(The following conversation took place on Wednesday, March 23rd at the Starbucks on Little Santa Monica in Beverly Hills at approximately...

I once worked in this office building. Yes, I know — let’s get past that startling revelation for the moment. Yes, there was a point in...

Aaah, cookie dough. Aaah, dough de cookie. I remember back in the 80’s when cookie dough first hit the supermarkets and people were going...

Really, I’m speechless. I mean, without having stumbled upon the South Park Construction Kit I would have never been able to design...

It’s true. I am faster than my computer. No matter how amazing the technological improvements become, no matter how blindingly-fast the...

People love gossip. Personally, I love the kind of obscure celebrity gossip that you cannot 100% totally confirm or deny, but in my...

People often ask me, “Paul, what’s going on with the TV version of Consumer Joe? I mean, you’ve been talking about that damn book for...

It’s amazing what free pizza will do for Friday’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” — idea wise. As the ideas came flooding in this week, yours...

Imagination Danger 911! It’s got a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? Makes you sort of think about your own imagination, how sometimes it can...

I definitely did not meet Christina Ricci. Star of The Addams Family, Cursed, Monster, Sleepy Hollow and much much more — I did not meet...