- Paul Davidson
A Brief Conversation About T-Shirts With Tobey Maguire’s Face On Them
(The following conversation took place on Wednesday, March 23rd at the Starbucks on Little Santa Monica in Beverly Hills at approximately 2:34PM PST.)
Him: I’m thinking about selling t-shirts with Tobey Maguire’s face on them.
Her: Oh, really.
Him: Yeah, what do you think?
Her: You’re going to sell t-shirts with Spiderman’s face on it? You’ll so get sued.
Him: Not SPIDERMAN’s face. Tobey Maguire’s face.
Her: Tobey Maguire IS Spiderman.
Him: And James Leer.
Her: James Leer?
Him: From that movie Wonder Boys…?
Her: Oh, whatever. He’s Spiderman.
(A long thoughtful beat, then-)
Him: Maybe James Franco. Maybe I’ll sell t-shirts with James Franco’s face on them.
Her: Green Goblin’s son?
Him: James Dean.
Her: Why don’t you just sell t-shirts with your own face on them. You’ll probably have just as much luck with that.
Him: I’m getting the feeling you think this is a stupid idea.
Her: You’re getting the feeling I think this is a stupid idea.
Him: That’s what I said.
Her: Well, at least you’re perceptive.