I remember the day I got the car. It was sunny outside. The kind of sunny day where your cold face feels the warmth of the sun, yet it’s...

Watercooler talk. Sure, it’s a neat little lexiconian phrase that people in media can use and it’s sure got a nice twang to it and all,...

It is Sunday. Being the fact that it is Sunday, I might as well tell you that it is also 5:41PM. These are important details in you...

“They like me, they really like me!” As I mentioned the other day, Words For My Enjoyment was nominated for a Diarist Award. The Diarist...

Once again the twilight blackens the night sky and the sun rises above the gorgeous vistas from sea to shining sea, and throughout it all...

It’s come time to nip something in the bud. Anytime something mundanely-exciting happens, like for example you and your buddies get free...

There are times when you see a TV show and you can’t stand it. And there are times when you see a TV show and you can’t stand it, yet you...

The only reason you are currently reading this post is because five years ago I traveled four years and three-hundred sixty-four days...

Really, I could. When I walk around the world, I often think of all the ways I could be dead if I was stupid. When I’m driving down the...

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Sometimes, summer camp isn’t all about marshmallows, campfires and the opposite sex. Sometimes, summer camp represents the darkest time...

Just under the wire. Yes, my O.C.D. with never letting a day go by here on WFME without getting a post up continues to rule my life as I...

For as long as I can remember, the debate about which animal is cooler (llama vs. kangaroo) has been raging on. The simpletons…the people...

Wondering why your left sock keeps on getting lost in the wash? Curious as to what happened to that deoderant you’ve misplaced? Ran out...

I know this guy. He goes around using the phrase “that’s illogical” at least five times per every conversation you have with him. Tell...

Really, people — is this world filled with millions of lazy folks? If you’re typing a message or an e-mail or a letter or a document or...

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I work out. Let me just put that out there so you can think about it for a moment. Yes, I get up early on a daily basis and I go to the...

American Idol hit a new painful low (re: Midol, which can quickly help you get rid of those painful cramps and sharp pains) this week...

After taking a huge financial hit last week via “Words For Your Enjoyment 2.0″ in which yours truly opened his big mouth and offered up a...