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I Am Jaded
So I saw 13 Going on 30 tonight. First let me start off by saying, the 80’s are alive and well in 30 somethings’ movies. Second, let me...
Paul Davidson
Apr 18, 20042 min read
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For those playing along at home, here is what you may or may not have won, in an imaginary world that means nothing whatsoever. Box A: A...
Paul Davidson
Apr 17, 20041 min read
WFME’s Price Is Right!
When people talk about this blog (if they do at all) they use words like “groundbreaking”, “complicated” and “bueno macho.” I like that....
Paul Davidson
Apr 17, 20042 min read
I Have Mastered Spooning
I have finally mastered the art of spooning. In the past there’s been many times where people came right out in public places and...
Paul Davidson
Apr 16, 20042 min read
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Writers Block
Once again, like clockwork – it’s time for “Words For Your Enjoyment”! Where you get to submit ideas for me to riff on. This week, our...
Paul Davidson
Apr 16, 20043 min read
Bless Your Cough
I have uncovered what I believe to be the most dramatic, most ignored, American personality flaw ever. Here’s the scene: One man is...
Paul Davidson
Apr 15, 20042 min read
The State of the Blog
Whether or not you know it, only you and your friends have heard of “blogs”. No one out there in the real world has any concept about...
Paul Davidson
Apr 15, 20041 min read
Unconscious Pummeling
Do you ever wake up in the morning, look into the mirror and wonder to yourself, “Did somebody beat the crap out of me while I was...
Paul Davidson
Apr 15, 20042 min read
I Could Rig a Mountain for You
I have never watched any mountain climbing programs on The Discovery Channel. Yet, I am extremely confident that if you wanted to climb a...
Paul Davidson
Apr 14, 20042 min read
One Week Out (Or, Bold Italic Underline)
I am one week out from leaving Los Angeles. At the same time I say that, I wonder what Leaving Las Vegas would have been about if Mike...
Paul Davidson
Apr 14, 20042 min read


Today’s Thoughts on Complicated Urinal Positioning
I have got this damn thing down to a science. For women, this will obviously not be familiar but may be an eye opening look at just how...
Paul Davidson
Apr 14, 20043 min read
No Calorie Life
Get this. Without water, we will die. Therefore, water is the lifeblood of all humans on this Earth. Water is used in food, drink,...
Paul Davidson
Apr 13, 20041 min read


If Kenny Rogers Was My Uncle
There’s four wonderful pieces of wisdom that my Uncle Kenny Rogers always says to me at family gatherings, Fourth of July picnics and...
Paul Davidson
Apr 13, 20042 min read
Half-Day? Half-Dead.
You know who I’m talking about even before I write anything else. They hover somewhere in your office so they have a great eye-line of...
Paul Davidson
Apr 12, 20041 min read
I Will Not Squish Spiders
I am a humanitarian. And therefore, I will not squish spiders. If I see them on my ceiling or in my shower or on the carpet or near the...
Paul Davidson
Apr 12, 20042 min read


Your Voice (And Trees Falling in the Forest)
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Classic mind-bending trivia question. Right along...
Paul Davidson
Apr 12, 20043 min read


Today’s Imaginary Conversation with the Easter Bunny
In the world of Journalism some would call this interview a “major get.” The interview in question took place at my own place, as I sat...
Paul Davidson
Apr 10, 20042 min read
Songs for the Spinner
We’ve all been there. You’re waiting for a program to load, a file to download or a huge e-mail to send. And for most of us (Mac or PC)...
Paul Davidson
Apr 10, 20042 min read


Dangerous Decisions (Or, War with Canada)
I saw a penny on the ground today. And I didn’t pick it up. Why? Not for the reasons you would normally expect. Most of you are...
Paul Davidson
Apr 9, 20043 min read
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Your Own Movie Catch-Phrase!
It’s Friday. Again. And that means two things. One, that I’ll probably end up lying face down in an alley just before 1am tonight, and...
Paul Davidson
Apr 9, 20043 min read
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