50 Cent’s “In Da House Club” is probably the only rap song you know. There you stand, in the middle of the office, throwing your hands up...

I recently attended the Quaker Oatmeal World Convention here in Los Angeles. Sort of. I was not invited. I was not informed of it ahead...

Hola gentes! Esta noche, voy a escribir un entreda mala en Espanol! Yo soy muy feliz sobre este entreda y voy a pensar sobre mis...

Saw Spiderman 2 last night. I will give you no spoilers. I will not ruin the plot. I will not describe sequences involving actors and...

Britney Spears is over. Done. Kaput. Finished. Absolutamente fin. The End. (Hand slits throat) From her ridiculous shotgun marriage...

My left eyebrow deserves the attention. My left eyebrow has been good to me over the years. It has never strayed from its path, leaving...

Yes, I will go out on a ledge and say that ALL OF US are gullible. I just recently watched the movie Miracle in which Kurt Russell stars...

Okay. I’m smitten. I recently came across a Russian-born NYC-based singer named Regina Spektor who is sort of a mix between Sarah...

Paul Danger Davidson. Really, it has an amazing ring to it if you sit down and write it on a pad a thousand times over in tons of...

Good WFME friend Andrea provides this week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” topic, which centers around one annoyingly needy David Vardy and...

Today, after having taken a sabbatical of over four months from the daily grind of Hollywood, I was introduced back into the wild. The...

You so know what you did and I’m giving you 24 hours to apologize. I was originally going to give you 12 hours to apologize but then I...

I have perfected the art of spending money I didn’t think I was going to get, and then justifying it better than any mere mortal in the...

It’s true. I am a freak. I have run into about sixteen people over the last two weeks who all have double-jointed thumbs. At the drop...

Let’s take a little jaunt into the center of my brain. I often find myself driving in my car on a road or a freeway or one of those...

So, you remember that sizzle reel I was working on for The Benefactor? Well, it’s mysteriously shown up on Mark Cuban’s blog this...

It’s been a busy week for celebrity look-alike sightings. 1. Last Friday, Tom Cruise was seen walking out of a Beverly Hills park...

Stephen Spielberg’s latest “not number one at the movies but still OK” film The Terminal hit theaters last week to average buzz and...

As you may or may not have guessed by now, I love words. There was a point in my history (boy, don’t I sound like I’ve really lived) when...

At least it felt like a week.