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Surviving on Coffee
I’m not huge on providing links to things all over the net, but when I see something that makes me laugh out loud, I just can’t keep from...
Paul Davidson
Jul 13, 20041 min read


The New Urban Legends (L00K! New!)
Yeah, yeah — she put her cat in the microwave. I’m getting a little sick and tired of the same old refurbished urban legends. From cats...
Paul Davidson
Jul 12, 20043 min read
I’m Unknowingly Going To Leave My Left Blinker On
Click clack, click clack, click clack. I am driving down the 405 here in Los Angeles. I have been on the 405 for about fifteen minutes...
Paul Davidson
Jul 12, 20042 min read


The Depressing Reality Of 2 Pound Burritos
I used to be able to eat a two pound burrito. Those were the days, when I would go out and drink until I could not see my hands in front...
Paul Davidson
Jul 12, 20042 min read
There Was A Post Here And Now It’s Gone
There was a post here and now it’s gone. In its place I now put a post that replaces the previous post which mentioned things related to...
Paul Davidson
Jul 11, 20042 min read
Building a Better Chicken Joke
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. Was that joke EVER funny? There are categories of jokes, the...
Paul Davidson
Jul 10, 20042 min read


Just Call Me Mr. Bomb Diffuser Guy
Red wire. Blue wire. Black wire. White wire. No matter the color and no matter the length, no matter how tangled up in a myriad of...
Paul Davidson
Jul 9, 20043 min read
Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Stupid People/Big Words
Friday arrives yet again. This week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” topic comes from WFME friend Amy who writes: “Why do stupid people use...
Paul Davidson
Jul 9, 20041 min read
Thursday’s Insecure Singles Ad
I am a SWM who loves walks in the park, live music, books and movies, candy and sushi. You love being silly and have a great sense of...
Paul Davidson
Jul 7, 20043 min read
Today’s Philosophy On Combining Jelly Beans To Form Flavors They Don’t Create Themselves
Two root beers plus one cream soda makes a root beer float. I sit there looking at the back of the Jelly Belly package obsessed with...
Paul Davidson
Jul 7, 20042 min read
I Will Not Eat Out of The Garbage (Most of The Time)
I will not eat out of the garbage. When I say that I will not eat out of the garbage I am referring to sticking my hand into the pail...
Paul Davidson
Jul 6, 20042 min read


Entourage Applications Now Available!
I’ve noticed a trend lately. The Entourage is becoming very popular again. There were the days when the entourage was created — when...
Paul Davidson
Jul 6, 20044 min read
Do-It-Yourself Rant
Some people wonder where my rants come from. To be perfectly honest, before I started Words For Your Enjoyment back in February of this...
Paul Davidson
Jul 5, 20042 min read
Someone’s Stealin’ My Quarters
They don’t think I know it’s going on. But I do. They don’t think I am aware of the underground criminal network currently in place in...
Paul Davidson
Jul 4, 20043 min read
Indie Pen Dance Day
Boy, wouldn’t it be great if this day could also double as a holiday where you would collect all your non-brand-name pens (i.e., non Bic...
Paul Davidson
Jul 4, 20041 min read
Today’s Imaginary Conversation With Britney’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus
Without modern technology, the following conversation would have never been possible. Me: Well hello, Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn...
Paul Davidson
Jul 3, 20042 min read
Lights, Wireless Phone, Paranormal Action!
There’s something eerie going on in my house. Here’s the chain of events as I have witnessed them… First, the large halogen light in the...
Paul Davidson
Jul 2, 20042 min read
Archived Words
Although there’s a handy-dandy search box at the top of this wonderfully-colorful page, people have been asking for a quick way to peruse...
Paul Davidson
Jul 2, 20041 min read


Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Rotary Dial Telephones
It’s a tradition mere months in the making but it has transformed the world into a place unlike no other. It is Friday’s “Words For Your...
Paul Davidson
Jul 1, 20043 min read
I Am A Professional Rhymer And You Can’t Stop Me
Tonight I’ll tell you, yes I will, about how I can rhyme with skill. Some people they don’t believe it’s true. She doesn’t, he doesn’t...
Paul Davidson
Jul 1, 20042 min read
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