Today’s Imaginary Conversation With Britney’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus

Without modern technology, the following conversation would have never been possible.

Me: Well hello, Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus…

Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus: Hi, Paul. Thanks for having me.

Me: I guess the first question I have is simply, how are things going?

Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus: Well, since I’m not fully developed yet there’s not a whole hell of a lot of things to do. I float in liquid most of the time. But, it’s like going to a water park, so that’s cool. Tee hee.

Me: Happy?

Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus: Of course! I’m Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus. I’m gonna make up some t-shirts with that on it with an arrow pointing to the stomach area of the T-Shirt. Can you say, cha-ching?

Me: Like mother like unconfirmed unborn daughter, eh? With a knack for making your way in the world…

Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus: Tee hee. You’re right! Even before I’m fully developed, my personality is already so obvious.

Me: Any thoughts on the fact that your mom has yet to confirm your existence to the major media outlets?

Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus: Naw, she has her reasons. I embrace my mother with open arms, if I had arms… Someday I’ll have arms, and then I’ll embrace her for keeping me a secret. Tee hee hee.

Me: Well for an unborn fetus, being kept in the dark and away from the media, you seem in pretty good spirits!

Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus: I’ll have my own seventy-thousand dollar car before I even turn fifteen.

Me: Good point.

Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus: Tee hee.

Me: Well, thanks for all your time. All my readers here at WFME appreciate your honesty and sense of humor in this matter.

Britney Spear’s Unconfirmed Unborn Fetus: No problem, Paul. No problem at all.