When I say paper or plastic, that’s when you’re supposed to strike up a conversation with me. That, of course, is the second moment in...

Would you buy this Consumer Joe / Words For My Enjoyment lunchbox? Don’t answer – because I would never ask you to do so. And yes, I...

It looks as if Consumer Joe is jumping into the “third printing” waters. I got a message from my editor over at Broadway Books today...

I watched the premiere of The Benefactor last night. Mind you, as I had just moved and currently had no cable or DirecTV, I had to bully...

I am a sucker for horoscopes. I am also a sucker for fortune cookies, those little prizes from quarter machines that give you little...

The saga never ends. I’m sure you remembered when I asked FPJ to just vocalize to me that we were best friends. He refused, of course,...

I can watch movers like the best of them. I have mastered my watching techniques over time, starting with small ants that I watch as they...

Welcome back. We missed you. This week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” comes to us from Kevin, who was rambling on and on about gum and...

I was walking with another girl towards the house of a famous starlett. The thing is, said famous starlett’s long-ass driveway also...

Let it be said, I have thought of framing my INXS concert t-shirt. But then, just like a torrential downpour being shoved out of the way...

Sooner or later it had to happen. Months of imaginary interviews have now been taken over (at least, momentarily) by The Real WFME...

So many things happening, and so many movie adaptations based on the many things happening in my life. Moving Day When a writer named...

You may think I look like Walter Cronkite, but you are way off buddy boy. Sure, Walter’s eyes and my eyes communicate somewhat of an...

Oh, how I remember when I was in Dallas working on The Benefactor. About four months later, here we sit…on the eve of the show hitting...

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You know that pair of pants that you feel so comfortable in? That pair that you wash and then it gets tight and it take a bunch of dips...

Since leaving the world of Hollywood behind for a prominent role in California politics, Arnold Schwarzenegger has lowered the debt of...

It is a theological question that has spurred debates for thousands of years. When I’m often faced with such questions that bring upon...

A little love being thrown Pauly D’s way in today’s Daily Variety. Check it out… — Ascendant rises to ‘Grounded’ Spec script lands...

Writers are characteristically not so good with criticism. Sure, they’ll listen to your notes on their novel or their short story or...