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My Words, Your Comments (The Winners!)
Some crafty spray-painting fans of the site thought that the above picture would sway my decision in awarding first-edition signed copies...
Paul Davidson
Mar 29, 20041 min read


Finally Woken
Do you like Dido? Do you find yourself singing to Dido and saying to yourself that deep down you think you sound like Dido? Do you try...
Paul Davidson
Mar 29, 20041 min read


Today’s Actual Fully-Real Conversation with a Semi-Celebrity
I was standing at one end of the Dog Park, entranced in a dog who was staring at an empty hole. Standing next to the dog, staring down...
Paul Davidson
Mar 29, 20041 min read
Win My Words
Believe it or not, in the first 1-2 months of having service with Typepad, Words For My Enjoyment is close to reaching it’s 500th comment....
Paul Davidson
Mar 28, 20041 min read


Gigl-ersy Girl
I want to like Ben Affleck. Really, I do. But there’s something that causes me to consider him to be a less than stellar movie-star. ...
Paul Davidson
Mar 28, 20042 min read


Words From Above
Sometimes, just sometimes — you see a sign that really hits home.
Paul Davidson
Mar 27, 20041 min read
Golden Weekend
It’s damn amazing how much you realize you take weekends for granted when you find yourself working weekends then come face to face with...
Paul Davidson
Mar 26, 20043 min read
If I Was Tom Cruise, Looking In A Mirror
I’ve suddenly woken up in the body of Tom Cruise. And I’m looking into my bathroom mirror. Me (Tom Cruise): Hi. Helllllooooo. Hey...
Paul Davidson
Mar 26, 20041 min read


Words For <i>Your</i> Enjoyment: Toast
It is Friday, and you know what that means. This week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” idea comes from one of our friends from down unda’ —...
Paul Davidson
Mar 25, 20043 min read
Top 3 “I Did Not Cry” Moments
I am a full-blooded man. I do not cry. You need to accept that immediately and fully. I will never admit that I have and you do not...
Paul Davidson
Mar 25, 20042 min read
The Greatest American Hero Piano Concerto
I was forced to learn piano. I never wanted to. Never felt the need to. But strangely, there I was, sitting next to my piano teacher...
Paul Davidson
Mar 24, 20042 min read
Talkin’ Bout Scattergories
Talk around the office reached a fever pitch. And that was when the subject of the Starbuck’s peddled board game Scattergories came up. ...
Paul Davidson
Mar 24, 20041 min read


The Worst Possible Way To Die (Or, Punchcard Death)
People love to talk about what they think the worst possible way to die would be. There are a lot of people who say it would be the...
Paul Davidson
Mar 23, 20042 min read
The State of the “Yeah, No”
I am sick of the affirmative negative. Let me set the scene. I am standing. Somewhere. On both feet. On a corner. Someone is...
Paul Davidson
Mar 23, 20041 min read
Today’s Prognosis on Salad
Salad used to suck butt. I remember sitting at the dinner table as a child, staring at a bowl of iceberg lettuce covered in thick...
Paul Davidson
Mar 22, 20042 min read
A Day of Trail Mix
You’ll be happy to know that the move to the new production offices went smoothly, and made me extremely happy when I found out that the...
Paul Davidson
Mar 22, 20042 min read
My Extremely Depressing Imaginary Conversation with Steven Spielberg
Most people’s imaginary conversations with huge personalities usually turn out to be amazing and everything they ever imagined it could...
Paul Davidson
Mar 22, 20042 min read
Toe Length (Or You Got Freaky Long Toes, Girlfriend!)
What does it mean when someone’s second toe is longer than their big toe? I’ve been out and about this past weekend doing extensive...
Paul Davidson
Mar 21, 20042 min read
Save the Pinatas!
This commercial about stopping senseless violence against our friend the colorful pinata, made me laugh. I figured it would make you...
Paul Davidson
Mar 21, 20041 min read


Elevators: Microcosm of Society or Stinky Germ Receptacle?
I have mentioned escalators previously, which has absolutely nothing to do with today’s discussion about elevators. Stepping into an...
Paul Davidson
Mar 20, 20043 min read
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