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Today’s Actual Fully-Real Conversation with a Semi-Celebrity

I was standing at one end of the Dog Park, entranced in a dog who was staring at an empty hole. Standing next to the dog, staring down at the hole, was Dann Florek — Capt. Donald Cragen from Law & Order: SVU.

Me: Your dog?

Dann Florek: Yup.

Me: What’s he looking for?

Dann Florek: Gopher.

Me: Has he ever caught one before?

Dann Florek: Nope.

Me: Oh.

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