Today’s Actual Fully-Real Conversation with a Semi-Celebrity
I was standing at one end of the Dog Park, entranced in a dog who was staring at an empty hole. Standing next to the dog, staring down at the hole, was Dann Florek — Capt. Donald Cragen from Law & Order: SVU.
Me: Your dog?
Dann Florek: Yup.
Me: What’s he looking for?
Dann Florek: Gopher.
Me: Has he ever caught one before?
Dann Florek: Nope.
The reality of Celebrity. Served up daily. Just for you.