I fear the cushy ball. I guess I’ll have to come clean and tell you that I am not a good basketball player. I was never a fan of running...

Sunday breeds laziness. That’s what I love about Sundays. That for some unspoken reason you can sit on your butt all day long and watch...

First of all, they always say you’re never supposed to shove large wooden objects into your mouth. As far back as I can remember, my...

First of all, I’d like to thank all the anonymous contributors who wrote for WFYE today. I appreciate you guys/gals taking the time to...

Dogs just can’t be dogs anymore. What happened to the normal dog? The real man’s dog that hikes it’s leg on fire hydrants. Or...

Six months after my dog Jack was born he and I began to do the dog-show circuit. Oh sure… he had fun at first. He got to meet new...

Competition brings out the WORST in people. But if “worstest” was a word in Webster’s Dictionary, competition would bring that out in...

Oh, how I spit on you, you Westminster Dog Show, you. Never before on the face of the Earth (prior to your existence) has man sought out...

Is anybody watching this stuff? The Westminster Dog Show must be the least entertaining program on television. I don’t intend to waste my...

I can’t swallow pills and I certainly can’t stomach the Westminster Dog Show. I saw the Christopher Best Film Best of Show, and I have to...

Oh, the horror. As I mentioned a few days ago, this week’s “Words For Your Enjoyment” comes from Steve, who suggested that I allow a...

First of all, I’d tell you that you don’t have to lie down. It’s a common fallacy, I’d tell you, that lying down on a cushy couch would...

I would just like to take a moment to ban something. Today, I would like to ban standing ovations in movies. The kind of standing...

I got an e-mail from Steve over at the Evil Empire who was way early in suggesting an interesting concept for this weeks “Words For Your...

You have said the words to me. And I have said them back. Sort of. It is the greatest scam ever pulled over on human beings. It is the...

What’s happened to the underwater event that brought teenagers across the world together? What has happened to the socially-wet...

If you have parents or grandparents or nuns or foster homes or anyone raising you at any point in your life, you’ve heard the phrase,...

Things came to a head this past weekend. Some of you may remember the Freddie Prinze, Jr. situation where our burgeoning friendship was...

There are two kinds of people in Hollywood. Those who want their friends to succeed, genuinely. And those who say they want their...

Watch Out! You’re Gonna Fall! Earthquake! Shark Attack! He’s Got A Gun! Your Mom’s Gonna Kill You! You’re In Gang Territory! ...