Some people don’t quite know what the real meaning of the word berry is. Some think it’s a small, roundish little juicy fruit-bullet,...

As usual, me and my questions are back. You may remember the previous incarnation of this game. Well, I’m baaaaaaack with more questions...

I was at my buddy’s house in the early afternoon waiting for him to come back. While I was waiting in the kitchen, his roommate sidled...

They said, “We loved your script. Really, exceptional.” I said, “Awesome. That’s great!” They said, “Yeah. But we never read it.” I...

I was trying to figure out who would win in a fight between Katie Couric and Jane Pauley when I found out I was going to have to work...

There was something very strange that happened to me tonight. I was either in my car driving home or walking down the street — I was a...

Week one of the new TV gig is slowly coming to an end. Yesterday was one of the craziest days this week — sitting in a room for over 13...

Welcome to our weekly “Words For Your Enjoyment” post. Today’s suggestion comes from someone who prefers to remain anonymous and not...

The Fonz was in my dream last night. It wasn’t necessarily the character of the Fonz, it was more like Henry Winkler dressing up as the...

For today’s blindingly-amazing great, intelligent idea — I should receive the Nobel Prize. There are people out there who have heard this...

I sit here, totally fatigued. You know, I”m not knocking coal miners who get up in the dark and go home in the dark, or construction...

I always enjoy nice reviews about my book, even though it feels as if it came out in stores during the Middle Ages. Nevetheless, our...

I’d like to spend this morning talking about Q-Tips. I once knew this really crazy girl who was, well, really crazy. She told me about...

Sadly, no one bought me lunch today. But I made sure to eat my weight in free food, which included Granola Bars, Wheat Thins, all the...

As you read this entry, I am most likely sitting in a room in front of a laptop trying to come up with clever and unique ideas for the...

Sad. I’m just sad.

Here are the awards that should have been given out tonight: Award for Best Song Will Ferrill and Jack Black, singing lyrics to the...

Once again, like clockwork, the Academy Awards will be broadcast tonight across the entire planet. In countries far and wide, people...

As the Oscars rapidly approach, I’d thought I could share a few stories about ridiculous Hollywood players and their insane requests to...

Not to be confused with leakage. Although before I get into what I’m going to talk about, can I just say that I think those potato chips...