Yes, WFME scored a conversation with Mary-Kate Olsen…although it just happens to be from five years in the future. Whatever, an interview is an interview:
Me: So, hi.
Mary-Kate Olsen: Hi, Paul. How are you?
Me: Doing just fine. But let’s talk about YOU. Things seem to be going really well for you in more ways than one.
Mary-Kate Olsen: Well, yeah. I have a movie coming out this summer — it’s a little movie called Batman Continues and I’m very excited about it.
Me: And what else?
Mary-Kate Olsen: Well, this is really big — I am dating Tom Cruise!!
Me: Oh, wow. That’s………great!
Mary-Kate Olsen: Yeah, he has a movie coming out this summer, too. Rain Man 2! I’m sure it will do huge business.
Me: So, how long have you been dating?
Mary-Kate Olsen: Well, I met him yesterday at Jerry’s Deli in Los Angeles. We shared a root beer float, and well, it all went on from there.
Me: And…you see a future between the two of you? More than, oh let’s say, the last four girlfriends he had?
Mary-Kate Olsen: Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Raven Simone and Keshia Knight Pulliam?
Me: Yeah. Them.
Mary-Kate Olsen: I think, if you really look back at those relationships, you’ll see…like I did… That Tommy didn’t love any of them the way we love each other.
Me: Good point.
Mary-Kate Olsen: Yup.
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