It’s True, I Can Still Wang Chung Like The Rest of Them
Some people donâ€™t believe me when I tell them.
But really, seriously, honestly. I am so a part of that microcosm of society that can go out, have fun on any given night and when Iâ€™m finished having fun on that particular given night, Iâ€™ll go one step further and Wang Chung till the cows come home.
Sure, having fun was always easy. The drinking and the socializing and the practical jokes on your best friendâ€™s neighbor. There was loud music and tailgating, beer bongs and frozen margaritas and lots of flirting. And these things didnâ€™t happen during the daytime. It was all about the night. Everybody, and I mean every single person including myself, was having fun that night.
There was chugging, but very little Wang Chung’ing. Except for me.
Sure, across the nation and around the world â€“ everybody was having fun. But to really commit and put yourself on the line. To really take a step out into the whipping wind and raise your hand and admit to the whole Wang Chung thingâ€¦ It was bold and brave. It was groundbreaking. It was amazing that I never got my own TV show, you know, highlighting the whole Wang Chung-ness of it all.
These days, things have slowed down. But they have not ceased. I still go out and have fun at night and I still go out and Wang Chung at night. I am confident that sooner or later the rest of my fellow Chungers will realize that the movement is still happening and that just as I am Chung-ing along…they too are doing the same.
And if you don’t believe that I can still Wang Chung like the rest of them, well, you’re just not worth my time.