My First Sick Day

Yesterday was one of the most hellish days I’ve experienced in the last ten years.

As I am still recovering from the nastiest bout of food poisoning I have had in, oh I don’t know, ten years — I can’t fully get into the details as vocalization of the reasons will put me back on the floor near the god I like to call, “Mr. Toilet.”

I will say these three things:

1. Domino’s Pizza should be shot.

2. I want to shoot someone at Domino’s Pizza.

3. The Van Nuys Domino’s Pizza is the devil.

More later.