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Happy Valentine’s Day, Hope Your Eyes Aren’t on Fire…

The above placard was sitting on a hundred or so tables at the Mall food court today. For a split second I thought to myself, “Maybe buying my sweetie some pepper spray for Valentine’s Day would show her how much I care for her and how I hope she’s thinking of me the next time she incapacitates would-be rapists in a dark city alleyway…”

And the free rose wouldn’t hurt either.

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