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Has “Words For My Enjoyment” pissed you off? Caused you to laugh your butt off? Made you want to run from coast to coast and grow a beard much like Tom Hanks did in Forrest Gump? Do you have questions about the secret to the Universe or why kids pick on you?

If so, send an e-mail to paul at paul davidson dot net.

I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.

19 comments on “Contact Us

  1. […] In other news, tomorrow brings us yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment” — the play at home game where you supply the column idea, you send it via the comment form, you get a mention, a link, and notoriety… Well, you get absolutely everything for submitting text! It’s better than any deal on the current free market economy! […]

  2. […] In other news, tomorrow is yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment”! That’s where you submit an idea, we steal it, we use it, we include it in an upcoming book without giving you credit and you feel raped…but in a good way. Don’t miss out! […]

  3. […] In other news, tomorrow brings us yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment” — that’s where you submit an idea for a post, I take it, turn it into a jubilee of thoughts, and give you trackback credit and notoriety. So submit something. You’ll be glad you did. (Probably not.) […]

  4. […] Tomorrow brings us yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment” — where you supply the idea, I supply a half gallon of pickled eggs (and a post) and we all laugh giddily at the sourness of it all! […]

  5. […] In other news, tomorrow brings yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment.” So pony up an idea and see if you make the cut, thus becoming the most famous person in your household for an entire week!! Or not. […]

  6. […] In other news regarding a particular day dubbed “Friday” — tomorrow brings us yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment”! That’s where you find your inner self, your inner ideas, and you provide them to WFME’s inner-submission page for potential linkage, idea-stealing and fame. So go ahead, submit something. We dare you. […]

  7. […] In other news, don’t forget about tomorrow’s “Words For Your Enjoyment.” That’s where you store the idea, you lock it — and I keep the key. […]

  8. […] Don’t forget! Tomorrow brings us yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment”! That’s where you submit an idea, I place it under a microscope, get the word-doctors to give it a full physical, and then potentially let it free into the public consciousness. Maybe. […]

  9. […] In other news, why not submit an idea for tomorrow’s Words For Your Enjoyment? Yeah, and why not shoot yourself in the head accidentally. I mean really. What a horrible idea. Forget it. I mean, what was I thinking? Really. Sometimes I think I should just lock myself in a room with nothing but a TV, food, running water, a shower, a telephone and thirty of my friends and have a Gilmore Girls marathon. […]

  10. […] As always, if you can be one of the first three to submit the correct answer, you’ll be walking away with a signed first edition copy of the book. […]

  11. […] In other news, Words For Your Enjoyment returns tomorrow — that’s where you submit an idea for a post and I fashion it into a singing, dancing, over-the-top experience while giving you credit at the same time. Why not throw something at the wall and see if it sticks? […]

  12. […] In other news, don’t forget that tomorrow “Words For Your Enjoyment” — where you submit an idea for a post, we write it, lock it up, and you keep the key. Or something like that. Don’t let another week pass you by without getting a unique opportunity to get your chance at being in the WFYE Ambassador’s Club! (More on that, later.) […]

  13. […] Submit the title of that post via the WFME contact form and the first five people to do so will receive a signed first-edition copy of the book from yours truly. But here’s where it gets even more interesting. If you’ve already won a copy of The Lost Blogs (in which case you can’t win another copy of it to keep things fair) — you can win a signed-copy of my first book Consumer Joe: Harassing Corporate America, One Letter At A Time. […]

  14. […] Any reader of this blog can vote. Even those who are up on the block. But you will only have one (1) vote and one vote only. Vote for the person you want to be kicked off WFME by submitting their name via the contact form. Voting will be active until Midnight PST. At Midnight, WFME will tally the results and contact the individual who has been voted off for a one-on-one interview that will accompany the results-post on the blog the following day. […]

  15. […] In other news, tomorrow brings us another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment” — where you submit an idea for a post, we use it, and give you the kind of credit that’s worth nothing in the free economy that we enjoy here today. Give it a whirl! […]

  16. […] In other news, don’t miss out on tomorrow’s edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment” where you submit an idea for my post, I submit a post with your idea, then we all submit to a lie detector test where we ask each other questions about things we want to know the answers to, and you know, then when we get the answers we realize we never wanted to hear those answers in the first place and we probably never talk to each other ever again. Still, the wires and the hook up part of it all (where those sticky electrode things get slapped on your bare chest) is fun so it makes everything worth it. […]

  17. […] And in other news, tomorrow brings us yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment”! So, if you’ve got an idea for a post and you’ve got the cajones to submit one — then we challenge you to do so. Did that threat make you do it? No? Well, there’s a dollar in it for you if you do. Kidding. WFME will not bribe people with prizes. Never. […]

  18. […] In other news, don’t forget that tomorrow is yet another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment” — where you submit an idea for a post, we submit it to our parents, and if they think it’s funny we try to write about it. Don’t miss out! […]

  19. […] In even more news, tomorrow marks another edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment!” So if you’ve got an idea you’d like used for a post, submit it here. […]

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