WFME’s Guide to Shoplifting Cadbury Creme Eggs
April 8th, 2007
First let me just wish everyone a Happy Easter.
Secondly, let me use this blog as my virtual confessional booth to tell you that when I was younger, more impressionable, and my positive mature values had yet to instill themselves in me — I consistently shoplifted candy from a local drugstore in my hometown. And besides stealing gum, I always got giddy as each calendar year reached Easter because I knew it meant that the Cadbury Creme Eggs were on their way. And then I stole them with such skill that even I impressed myself.
Today, I will share such stealthy skills with all of you.
