WFME Makes Over The Tooth Fairy
August 6th, 2006
The Tooth Fairy so needs a makeover.
Think about how the Tooth Fairy was sold to you as a kid. First and foremost…a fairy. Fluttering wings, pixie dust, floats without being affected by gravity, breaks and enters into your house and then into your child’s bedroom…
And in a very pedophiliac way, slides their hands under your child’s pillow to “steal their teeth” and give them a slave wage labor equivalent in dirty change.
Like I said, a makeover is so overdue.
