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January 23rd, 2007
- RRA: Really, really amused.
- LOTI: Laughing on the inside.
- SHRN: So hysterical right now.
- LLL: Living, laughing, loving.
- TTTT (OL): Too tired to type, or laugh.
- CCN: Commence chortle, now.
- WAGNGFL: We are go, no go, for laughter.
- RHIPWMES: Really, honestly — I’m pleased with my emotional state.
- IYWHRNYSML: If you were here right now, you’d see me laughing.
- LIDLIJDNEOTIIMBDTTFTAACIHAPWSOBTLOOMALTTRITIDL: Look, I don’t laugh. I just don’t. Not even on the inside. It might be due to the fact that as a child, I had abusive parents who sort of beat the laughter out of me. At least that’s the reason I think I don’t laugh.
Posted under Blogging, Web/Tech. | 20 Comments »
November 18th, 2006
It has been brought to my attention that WFME has been banned from some of your work computers.
This of course, seemed ridiculous to me. I mean, this site has little (if zero) curse words. This site has no naked pictures (yes, you’re lucky there), no political leanings or rants and no off-color or racial jokes to annoy the general public. So it got me to thinking — for what reason would WFME be banned by the corporate I.T. bigwigs?
The following ten reasons were the only ones that I could come up with.
Posted under Banning Things, Web/Tech, Words Elsewhere, Work. | 11 Comments »
September 2nd, 2005
I never do this, but I couldn’t resist.
The absolutely most-telling, most-amusing, most entertaining search string that someone put into Google in order to find WFME was this:
For a fax machine does the paper go face up?
Classic.
Posted under Web/Tech. | 13 Comments »
July 27th, 2005
Sometimes, when I’m getting money from the ATM I feel like Detective Riggs (Mel Gibson) from Lethal Weapon 2.
Because that’s the film that started out with Riggs and his about-to-retire partner (Danny Glover) in a parking structure, next to a car with a bomb in it. Time was ticking, they had to cut the wire, and they weren’t sure which one to cut. There was pressure, some sweat was beading down their forehead, and everyone was all eyes — watching and waiting. Watching and waiting.
It’s how I feel when I’m trying to get money out of the ATM.
Posted under Money, Web/Tech. | 23 Comments »
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