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The Cold v. Heat Debate Finally Resolves Itself

October 16th, 2006

It’s a debate that has been going on since the dawn of time.

In fact, it’s a debate that has been going on since before the dawn of our time, but which has been around ever since our beloved sun was borns’d out of The Big Bang. It is a debate that pits men against women, mammals against amphibians, and jackets against tank tops. It is the cold versus heat debate…

…and today, once and for all…it will finally resolve itself.

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The End of the World

February 25th, 2004

If you trust the people at Channel 4 here in Los Angeles… Tonight is going to be the end of Los Angeles, as we know it.

The rain is coming. But not just any rain storm.

“The worst mega-storm since the disaster of December 2003!”

“People are frantically building walls with sandbags to protect their homes from disaster!”

“It is coming… Sweeping into Los Angeles like a bat out of hell! (Huh?)

“If you’ve got a HAZMAT suit, you’d better get it ready…”

I love it. Only in Los Angeles.

If I’m still alive tomorrow, I’ll post something funny.

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