Wearing My First Eye Patch
July 24th, 2007
I decided it was time to do it.
To throw caution to the wind, rocks in glass houses, and feces in the faces of wannabe pirates everywhere.
Because when Pauly D decides it’s time to do something, he doesn’t let old antiquated sayings and poop pirates keep him from following through.
Because in the immortal words of The Secret you can, um, you know, do whatever it is you want as long as you do whatever it is you want.
That’s why I decided to finally wear my first eye patch.
