You may or may not remember when I determined who would win in a fight between Katie Couric and Jane Pauley.
Back then, the Katie Couric camp was pleased to know that “their girl” would win in a fight, according to WFME statistics. The Jane Pauley camp tried their best to support their girl, but it just was too late. The fight had been sussed out and there was nothing anyone could do. It was, to say the least, a resounding success. It’s a wonder WFME hasn’t seen a “versus” fight since then.
This morning, for some strange reason, my thoughts randomly turned to 70’s teen star Kristy McNichol and TV hottie (and Brady Bunch sibling) Maureen McCormick — and who would win in an all out brawl.
WFYE missed you.
Back after a couple week hiatus, Words For Your Enjoyment returns with no more bags under the eyes, a spring in its step and a little ziploc baggy filled with those “energy pills” that you can get at your local GNC and shouldn’t worry about putting in your system because they are totally, fully, 100% safe.
Now, let’s get down to today’s rump-kicking cage match.
Good WFME pal Amy sent the mailbox here at WFME a slew of ideas for today’s post, but one in particular struck us as being quite apropros for no reason whatsoever. Amy’s suggestion? To write about “a make-believe boxing match between Richard Simmons and Neil Diamond.”
I was trying to figure out who would win in a fight between Katie Couric and Jane Pauley when I found out I was going to have to work today.
Working on a Saturday after working a whole week. Can you believe it? It’s what happens when the Network loves the pitch of the new show but has “a few little tweaks” and you’ve got to get them done before Monday.
Nevertheless, in regards to Katie Couric and Jane Pauley I’ve broken it down to skills and personality traits and I think when you’ve read through it all you’ll agree with my final decision.