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April 28th, 2007
I’d like to officially revise my thoughts on the male urinal coefficient.
The Male Urinal Coefficient for those not in-the-know, is a complicated and elaborate equation that men have ingrained in their minds — some say it’s almost instinct (next to breathing and sleeping). The Coefficient kicks into high gear when a man enters a public bathroom and is faced with a wall of urinals. At that point, based on which urinals are free and where people are standing, the instinct and equation kick in — thus allowing the man to decide the best place to stand.
Today, I revise my previous coefficient.
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April 10th, 2007
I will never forget April 10th, 1997.
That was the day I went to see Cirque du Soleil for the first time. It was the day that I also drank a huge 40 ounce Diet Coke while watching Cirque du Soleil. It was the day that I got up from my seat at Cirque du Soleil, went to the lavatory, and witnessed how beneficial it is to be a contortionist in a situation where there are no available urinals.
Yes, I will never forget April 10th, 1997.
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