The Flaw In Underwater Tea Parties
July 5th, 2005
There’s a huge problem infecting this country, and no one is talking about it.
Underwater tea parties (also referred to as ‘globule passing’ and ‘drinking down unda’) have been with us as long as there have been big areas of water for us to swim in. Children jump into pools with wanton abandon, simply yelling “Let’s have an underwater tea party!” and then jumping in. Adults, wanting to relive their childhood, simply say “Let’s revisit that wonderful underwater portion of our youth.”
