Let’s get one thing straight before you scold me.
I’m not saying I’m going to buy underage kids alcohol, okay? I’m not suggesting that I would actually take cash from children (which they have obviously stolen from their parents’ wallets) and then walk into a 7-Eleven and buy them a six pack of beer. I’m not insinuating that I would accept a traveler’s check and then use my own money to purchase a bottle of tequila for a bunch of rugrats intent on feeling all adultish.
But I just want to be asked by underage kids to buy them alcohol.