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Do you love TV and Movies? What about mashups?
Well, if you’ve always wanted to watch what would happen if different shows and movies got mixed up together in one quirky show, then Cut-Up is for you. This is a new show I got involved with and this is our first short-reel of what the show could turn into. Would love to know your thoughts if you have ‘em!
Give Cut-Up some linky-love if you enjoy. The Official Site is also up as well.
While WFME’s previous imaginary conversations have been some of the greatest “gets” in the history of modern day journalism, today’s interview is one I’ve been dreaming of getting for years.
There’s been so much controversy over the last few years about Katie Holmes, her marriage to Tom Cruise, “their baby” Suri Cruise and whether or not Katie Holmes is happy about the arrangement. People have speculated about what’s really going on, and people have tried to assume they know what’s going on… But no one truly has gotten the real answer…until today.
Because today’s conversation is with Katie Holmes’ actual Scientology handler!
“W, F, M-what?”
-Tom Cruise
“Is that a radio station?”
-Ryan Phillipe
“What’s a blog?”
-Phyllis Diller
“Wait, so who’s enjoying the words again?”
-Cameron Diaz
“Love that show. Loni Anderson was great on it.”
-Nick Lachey
“Wife me? Oh, my wife? No, we’re totally happy.”
-Keith Urban
“I read it once. It made unrealistic claims about my iPod. I haven’t been back since.”
-Jon Cryer
If you’ve read the rag mags, you’ve probably read that TomKat (the union of Tom Cruise and Kat(i)e Holmes) is just about over.
The problems that have been reported range from Tom wanting to keep a tight leash on Kat(i)e, keeping her from doing acting roles she might want to do, hanging out with her “old friends” and going to clubs, and generally doing anything that conflicts with the stringent rules of Scientology. Which are fine reasons for being “just about over” I guess — but nothing compared to what I’ve heard is really going on.
Some of my moles in the system recently contacted me with even better gems of impending over-dom.
This week has been a banner week at WFME.
First we were leaked sensitive information about Mel Gibson’s tirade… And now one of the biggest questions in the world of Hollywood is finally going to be answered. Just where oh where is the Cruise/Holmes’ baby Suri? Where has she been? Why has no one seen anything but a lump in a blanket?
Well, today we give you our interview with the rolled up pashmina currently pretending to be Tom Cruise’s baby, Suri.
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Words for My Enjoyment is the official blog of writer Paul Davidson. He lives in Los Angeles where, well, the magic happens.
