I Am Officially Banning Things
March 27th, 2009
Today I would like to officially ban a list of things that must be removed from the world immediately. They include:
- Olives stuffed with feta cheese
- Bumper stickers that brag about your children’s insignificant accolades
- Any and all Leapfrog sub-par children’s electronic products
- Pomegranates
- Ships in glass bottles
- Centimeters…as a measurement. (Who needs ‘em!?)
- VHS copies of the 80’s film My Tutor
- Corey Feldman
Thank you for your time.
